/ The Matrix
Isn't she one of the free ones? Can't they pop round her house or something?
Have you ever clapped eyes on the genuine Sonic the Hedgehog or Mario in real life?
I never understood why they needed to run to a payphone to leave. What's wrong with the mobiles they're all carrying?
Oh that's right. The matrix was a deliberately imperfect environment, complete with crap phone signal, as the human brain couldn't cope with anything different.
If she's a programme, doesn't that make her part of the Matrix?
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