In reply to FrankBooth:
A doner is a bit like life....the bulk of the material is quite plain, but the spicey extras livens it all up and masks the unsavory bits. Ultimately it is not that good for you, but the short lived pleasure once ingested, just makes you lick your lips and want more.
I wonder if he died after a 12 pint stewing, wandering the street in a blitzed haze after been evicted from the low-rent night club at 2am in the morning. Probkebably not.