/ Doner Kebab inventor dies...
He will be turning in his grave
I wonder what they will do with the body? Catering for the funeral possibly?
I wonder if they'll ask the relatives whether they want a few pickled chilies chucked into the grave at the last moment?
He will be minced.
His salad days are over.
Wonder if the medical staff checked to see if he was carrying a doner card.
> He will be turning in his grave
oh, you think you're so clever.... ;)
A doner is a bit like life....the bulk of the material is quite plain, but the spicey extras livens it all up and masks the unsavory bits. Ultimately it is not that good for you, but the short lived pleasure once ingested, just makes you lick your lips and want more.
I wonder if he died after a 12 pint stewing, wandering the street in a blitzed haze after been evicted from the low-rent night club at 2am in the morning. Probkebably not.
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