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Signed copy of the Bible

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 David Barratt 07 Dec 2013
My dad's amazon wish list has a bible on it, doesn't seem very imaginative, anyone know where I can get a signed copy? maybe a first addition.
 Rob Exile Ward 07 Dec 2013
In reply to David Barratt:

Ask Richard Dawkins? I'm sure he'd be happy to oblige.
OP David Barratt 07 Dec 2013
In reply to Rob Exile Ward:

Excellent idea!
 MikeTS 07 Dec 2013
In reply to David Barratt:

Contact me with a private email and I can help - for a small fee.
 Billhook 07 Dec 2013
In reply to David Barratt:

Signed by God, Jesus or me - or perhaps Mike TS?

But its impossible. The bible was written by many different authors.

And do you want New or Old testament?

(I can do you an original copy of Genesis, signed by a Mr Genesis)
OP David Barratt 07 Dec 2013
In reply to David Barratt:

Shame, I thought this would be easier. What to get for a man who only has a bible and a fire extinguisher on his wish list!
OP David Barratt 07 Dec 2013
In reply to Blue Straggler:

You sir, are a genius.
 the sheep 07 Dec 2013

> (I can do you an original copy of Genesis, signed by a Mr Genesis)

Phil Collins?
 Rob Exile Ward 07 Dec 2013
In reply to David Barratt:

A fire extinguisher?
 johncook 07 Dec 2013
In reply to Rob Exile Ward:

He's an atheist. He's going to burn the bible, and needs the extinguiser to put out the fire caused by the lightening strike!
OP David Barratt 07 Dec 2013
In reply to johncook:

Actually, my dad's a minister (you'd think the deluded would have enough bibles…) and one of my brothers has bought the fire extinguisher.
 The Potato 07 Dec 2013
In reply to David Barratt:

first addition, or edition
you buy him a bible and buy yourself a guide to basic english man thats bad
 Timmd 08 Dec 2013
In reply to David Barratt:

Surely he doesn't have everything he needs or'd like but a fire extinguisher and a Bible?

Buy him something frivolous and silly? ()

 Al Evans 08 Dec 2013
In reply to David Barratt:

> My dad's amazon wish list has a bible on it, doesn't seem very imaginative, anyone know where I can get a signed copy? maybe a first addition.

I presume you mean a first edition, or is the misspelling (sic) irony.
OP David Barratt 08 Dec 2013
In reply to David Barratt:

Indeed, my spelling is not great. Maybe a childhood of religion broke me.
In reply to Dave Perry:

> Signed by God, Jesus or me - or perhaps Mike TS?

> But its impossible. The bible was written by many different authors.

> And do you want New or Old testament?

> (I can do you an original copy of Genesis, signed by a Mr Genesis)

Maybe Phil Collins would be happy to sign.
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