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 The Lemming 11 Dec 2013
What is it with the word beta?

What's wrong with just giving advice or asking for I information?

Is it such a big ask?

Think I'm getting old.
 Choss 11 Dec 2013
In reply to The Lemming:
> What is it with the word beta?

Especially as VHS won the day.

Ps i tolerate beta, been around Decades.

But send? No! No! F-ing No!
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Removed User 11 Dec 2013
In reply to Choss:

Beta I don't mind, but then I'm from a gaming background and so doing beta tests on games was something I've done for years so the word makes sense to me.

Can't stand send. Don't use it, don't like hearing or even reading it. Stupid Americanism.
 plyometrics 11 Dec 2013
In reply to The Lemming:

The word's been around for donkey's.

Climbing wise, I'm pretty sure it originated in the states, although I always cringe hearing Yanks say it...

It's also a nice succinct way of asking for information.

"What's the beta?"

"I say old chap, couldn't possibly bother you for a spot of information regarding the intracacies of this rock climb could I?"

 nniff 11 Dec 2013
In reply to plyometrics:

Or, "How do you do it?" would work. It always used to when men wore trousers.
 Dave Garnett 11 Dec 2013
In reply to The Lemming:


Wtf's an 'ask'?
OP The Lemming 11 Dec 2013
In reply to Dave Garnett:

> Wtf's an 'ask'?


Precisely. Something else that gets on my tits.
 deepstar 11 Dec 2013
In reply to The Lemming: I`m still struggling with "Nails",when the young tykes I climb with say "The first bit is Nails but then it`s ok" I am left wondering if I have to bang in a few pitons.

 Dave Garnett 11 Dec 2013
In reply to The Lemming:

> Precisely. Something else that gets on my tits.

I'm joshing of course. I know perfectly well that 'ask' is the noun form of the verb 'aks', innit?
Wiley Coyote2 11 Dec 2013
In reply to plyometrics:

> The word's been around for donkey's.

So has smallpox but it doesn't make it at all welcome.

And while we're having an old gits' moan: Crush.

 hoodmonkey 11 Dec 2013
In reply to The Lemming:

It's called language. It evolves. That's why Shakespeare is largely incomprehensible to us 21st century-ers.
 Dave Garnett 11 Dec 2013
In reply to hoodmonkey:
> (In reply to The Lemming)
>
> It's called language. It evolves. That's why Shakespeare is largely incomprehensible to us 21st century-ers.

Incomprehensible? His prose is absolutely riddled with tired cliches.
 nniff 11 Dec 2013
In reply to hoodmonkey:

Not all evolution is good - some things evolve in the wrong way and die out. The sooner that happens to pants, send, crush, rad and arsum the better
 full stottie 11 Dec 2013
In reply to The Lemming:

Hey Old Souls, SWYP? Keep yer Kappa on and centre yer Chi, its not worth one Iota (so Zeta told me). Sounds like yer havin trubble transitioning - go do some bentover reverse flys and a bit of turbo in the garage, you'll feel better if you send some rainbow projex wiv no beta ta help. Don't let the yoof jack yer swagger.
 Choss 11 Dec 2013
In reply to nniff:

> Not all evolution is good - some things evolve in the wrong way and die out. The sooner that happens to pants, send, crush, rad and arsum the better

Dont forget blocs.
OP The Lemming 11 Dec 2013
In reply to nniff:



I've heard of a couple of those but never heard the rest. Any beta on what they mean?
 nniff 11 Dec 2013
In reply to The Lemming:

And while we're at it, add "super-", as in super-hard, super-cool, super-stoked and super-f...d-off with the term.
 Kemics 11 Dec 2013
In reply to nniff:

dude, no need to get super butt hurt

Im willing to let people express themselves however they want.

But i'll be damned if I didn't cringe when I read 'cyked' (as in Psyched)
 Andy Hardy 11 Dec 2013
In reply to The Lemming:

And another thing - how come nobody wears tweed down at the climbing wall?
(Is it because Moon and Prana don't make tweed t shirts?)
 kwoods 11 Dec 2013
In reply to The Lemming:

Beta is fine.

Send isn't
 Dave Garnett 11 Dec 2013
In reply to plyometrics:
> (In reply to The Lemming)

> "I say old chap, couldn't possibly bother you for a spot of information regarding the intracacies of this rock climb could I?"


You should try it. Americans love this!
Wiley Coyote2 11 Dec 2013
In reply to full stottie:

> Hey Old Souls, SWYP? Keep yer Kappa on and centre yer Chi, its not worth one Iota

You're right, of course. Using ridiculous fashionable phrases is an essential stage to go through, like wearing ridiculous fashionable clothing, so that eventually you can enter the next phase, generally called acute embarrassment, in which you hide your bright red face in your hands and mumble: "What was I thinking? Why did no one stop me? I just look/sound such a dipstick".
 JMarkW 11 Dec 2013
In reply to kwoods:

Beta is so passé.

I prefer to us the phrase 'The Knowledge' these days.
cheers
mark
 plyometrics 11 Dec 2013
In reply to Dave Garnett:

I'm moved to go to Camp 4 right now, dressed in tweed, with my awfully crooked English teeth!

Tally ho!
 GridNorth 11 Dec 2013
In reply to The Lemming:

I don't mind "beta". At least it's new word invented if that's the right way to describe it, for a specific, modern purpose and using it for climbing is just a slight twist on that. "Send" on the other had is a gross corruption and misuse of an existing word and makes no sense whatsoever in this context. I refuse to climb with anyone who calls me dude and sends routes although I forgive Americans as they don't know any better.
 Puppythedog 11 Dec 2013
In reply to The Lemming:

Just how old are you then?

I'm off to pick up MrsTheDog, in the mean time dudes and dudettes, hang tough, stay cool and when you work out your sequence, NAIL IT!
 nniff 11 Dec 2013
In reply to The Lemming:

Has no-one taken against 'questing' yet. Can only be a matter of time.....
OP The Lemming 11 Dec 2013
In reply to puppythedog:

> Just how old are you then?

My profile, which is an accurate and truthful representation of my self, says I'm 10.



Yay
adam11 11 Dec 2013
This thread neatly sums up my thoughts. I thought it was just me.

I remember the days when the heroes used to return to Wendys, and latterly Pete's, and start shout about things being 'well gnarly'

In reply to Dave Garnett:

> I know perfectly well that 'ask' is the noun form of the verb 'aks', innit?

Funnily enough, I was sitting on the loo the other day, browsing through Lord of the Rings, when I spotted one of the tedious poems. In which Tolkien used the word 'ax' in the context of 'ask'.

I never knew that modern, rapper-inspired yoof were so down wiv da Tolkien...
 Choss 11 Dec 2013
In reply to captain paranoia:

> I never knew that modern, rapper-inspired yoof were so down wiv da Tolkien...

Theyre not. That Tolkien Shit Licks balls!
 Nigel Thomson 11 Dec 2013
In reply to Mark Westerman:

> Beta is so passé.

> I prefer to us the phrase 'The Knowledge' these days.

> cheers

> mark

I prefer 'The Numbers' myself.
In reply to The Lemming:

Thought it was just me. Seems I've found a refuge here
Wiley Coyote2 11 Dec 2013
In reply to the weegy:

> I prefer 'The Numbers' myself.

Oh no. Don't bring back 'The Numbers'. If you do we'll all have to start climbing in purple velvet loons again.
 Bulls Crack 11 Dec 2013
In reply to The Lemming:

> What is it with the word beta?

> What's wrong with just giving advice or asking for I information?

> Is it such a big ask?


I was with you until there!

 JIMBO 11 Dec 2013
In reply to The Lemming:

Beta has been around for millennia.. I blame the ancient Greeks!
 Robert Durran 11 Dec 2013
In reply to Choss:

> Dont forget blocs.

Yes, that is unacceptable even when used ironically.

My real hate is the suffix "-fest".
"Blocfest" is truly appalling.
 Jonny2vests 11 Dec 2013
In reply to JIMBO:

> Beta has been around for millennia.. I blame the ancient Greeks!

Great gag, but you ruined it with the apostrophe.
 hoodmonkey 11 Dec 2013

> You're right, of course. Using ridiculous fashionable phrases is an essential stage to go through, like wearing ridiculous fashionable clothing, so that eventually you can enter the next phase, generally called acute embarrassment, in which you hide your bright red face in your hands and mumble: "What was I thinking? Why did no one stop me? I just look/sound such a dipstick".

Shortly followed by the miserable owd git stage, where you moan about the use of new words and complain about/become scared of new technology.
 Mick Ward 11 Dec 2013
In reply to Wiley Coyote:

> Oh no. Don't bring back 'The Numbers'. If you do we'll all have to start climbing in purple velvet loons again.

'What did you do there?
I got high...
It's all too beautiful...'

Mick
 JIMBO 11 Dec 2013
In reply to Jonny2vests:

Could I redeem myself by saying I don't understand beta, it's all Greek to me.
 jack_44 11 Dec 2013
In reply to The Lemming:

The Americanism I hate the most...... Train station.

However the word 'kid' is just as irritating!
 pec 11 Dec 2013
In reply to The Lemming:

What about all those people who've started beginning sentences with "So" in the last few years? Scientists being interviewed on Radio 4 seem to be the worst offenders and all the presenters have started mispronouncing "temporarily" as "temporally" which means something quite different.

 Banned User 77 11 Dec 2013
In reply to Bulls Crack:

I think Beta has been around as long as our short suicidal fury friend has..
 Brass Nipples 11 Dec 2013
In reply to GridNorth:

> I don't mind "beta". At least it's new word invented if that's the right way to describe it, for a specific, modern purpose and using it for climbing is just a slight twist on that. "Send" on the other had is a gross corruption and misuse of an existing word and makes no sense whatsoever in this context. I refuse to climb with anyone who calls me dude and sends routes although I forgive Americans as they don't know any better.

New? Dates from Greece 2000 years ago
 timjones 12 Dec 2013
In reply to jack_44:

> The Americanism I hate the most...... Train station.

Seems like a sensible distinction from the bus station?
 Luke Owens 12 Dec 2013
In reply to The Lemming:

"Dude, what's the beta on this totally heinous rig?!"

"I'm using some gnarly rats crimp and some wild heel-toe techers to stick the lock to the guppy!"

"Psyched!"

This is how I speak.
 mcdougal 12 Dec 2013
In reply to adam11:

> This thread neatly sums up my thoughts. I thought it was just me.

> I remember the days when the heroes used to return to Wendys, and latterly Pete's, and start shout about things being 'well gnarly'

Grow up. This isn't Neverland, Tink.
 jack_44 12 Dec 2013
In reply to timjones:

It does, but a railway station is the English term.
 Mick Ward 12 Dec 2013
In reply to mcdougal:

> This isn't Neverland, Tink.

Uugh, uugh... isn't it?


> Grow up.

Actually I'd prefer not to; surely that's the whole point of going climbing...

Mick
 timjones 12 Dec 2013
In reply to jack_44:

You must come from a posh neck of the woods Us yokels have stations for trains and bus stations for buses.
OP The Lemming 12 Dec 2013
In reply to Mick Ward:

> Uugh, uugh... isn't it?

> Actually I'd prefer not to; surely that's the whole point of going climbing...

> Mick

Too right. Youth is wasted on the young.
 mcdougal 12 Dec 2013
In reply to Mick Ward:

Please tell me that you're not going to make me explain my weak Peter Pan joke?
In reply to pec:

> What about all those people who've started beginning sentences with "So" in the last few years?

Gah!

> and all the presenters have started mispronouncing "temporarily" as "temporally" which means something quite different.

Their time has come...
 Mick Ward 12 Dec 2013
In reply to mcdougal:

> Please tell me that you're not going to make me explain my weak Peter Pan joke?

Don't worry... was only teasing.

http://www.ukclimbing.com/logbook/c.php?i=117372

Mick

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