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Funniest scene/ episode of Father Ted.

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 Skol 19 Dec 2013
After being forced up an escalator in Chester Debenhams by my daughter, I inadvertently found myself surrounded by sexy lingerie, and being given the dirty eye by lots of shopping women. It didn't help that my daughter picked up some knickers ' that mummy would like'! Tut tut!
After carefully and diplomatically getting her to put them back, I tried to exit the knicker section without further ado.
It reminded me of the priests in the sit com.
What's your favourite scene?
 deepstar 19 Dec 2013
In reply to Skol:

The Caravan falling over.
In reply to Skol:

Perspective cows scene. thread closed.
OP Skol 19 Dec 2013
In reply to higherclimbingwales:
Which one was that?
 angry pirate 19 Dec 2013
In reply to higherclimbingwales:

> Perspective cows scene. thread closed.

This!
OP Skol 19 Dec 2013
In reply to angry pirate:
A aargh. This?

http://m.youtube.com/watch?autoplay=1&v=8vbd3E6tK2U&desktop_uri=%2F...


Very good. Bit like Phoenix nights with the dwarves.
 thomasmcalonan 19 Dec 2013
In reply to Skol:

The 'should we all be racists now father?' Episode which ends with the parochial house as a nazi shrine
 Murd 19 Dec 2013
In reply to Skol:

Kicking Bishop Brennen up the arse
 The Lemming 19 Dec 2013
In reply to Skol:

Well this would technically be an ecumenical matter.

But the Christmas Special has to be up there with the best of them. But truth be told, any single episode could get the top slot.

Personally I like the near, far, near, far away scene.

 halfwaythere 19 Dec 2013
In reply to Skol:

I can't believe it! Poor ol richard wilson. Also the scenes where ted rings one of the fathers mobile whenever he's doing something dangerous..
OP Skol 19 Dec 2013
In reply to Murd:

Yeah. That was great!

 halfwaythere 19 Dec 2013
In reply to Skol:

And the episode where the television presenter comes to craggy island and terrorizes the parochial house then leaps through the window.
In reply to the thread:

its impossible to pick out one scene, nearly every word in every episode is perfectly chosen




alright then, the one where the visiting priest is deriding the 'poor quality' of the parochial house furniture by kicking holes through it and breaking bits of it off...
 Sam Beaton 19 Dec 2013
In reply to Skol:

"The ants are back Ted!"
 The Potato 19 Dec 2013
In reply to Skol:

I know, lets have a screaming contest!
 wynaptomos 19 Dec 2013
In reply to no_more_scotch_eggs:

So many good ones but I think the Eurovision Song Contest one is mine where Ted and Dougal sing My Lovely Horse
 Queenie 19 Dec 2013
In reply to Skol:


So hard to choose. I also love perspective one, but Father Jack and his brick rate highly too:

youtube.com/watch?v=8dW9gBiFNjg&
 butteredfrog 19 Dec 2013
In reply to Skol:

Father Jack; HAIRY........JAPANIESE.........BASTARDS.......!!!!!!!
 Ciderslider 19 Dec 2013
In reply to Skol:
I don't believe it the caves so dark you'll think you've gone blind.
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 davy_boy 19 Dec 2013
In reply to Skol:

the day father jack sobered up is one of my favourites
Removed User 19 Dec 2013
In reply to Skol:

Father Ted ranting behind the window with the square of dirt making it look as though he is sporting
a hitler mustache-that had me rolling around on the floor, not for the first time with father Ted.
 Blue Straggler 19 Dec 2013
In reply to Skol:

Getting the tiny dent out of the car that was a raffle prize.
 mattc 19 Dec 2013
In reply to Skol:

Get on Ted tees.com. I love my brick
In reply to Skol:

Definitely the episode at the end of which the 3 visiting bishops leave the parochial house - one joins a bunch of hippies, one with a holy stone up his arse and one in a coffin. When they've gone Ted says to Dougal
"Well, I think that all went quite well, don't you? "
 Blue Straggler 19 Dec 2013
In reply to The Watch of Barrisdale:

Father Dougal McGuire: God Ted, I've heard about those cults. Everyone dressing in black and saying our Lord's going to come back and judge us all.
Father Ted Crilly: No... no Dougal, that's us. That's Catholicism you're talking about there.
 JamButty 19 Dec 2013
In reply to Skol:

Anyone with the dancing vicar does it for me everytime.....
 Robert Durran 19 Dec 2013
In reply to higherclimbingwales:

> Perspective cows scene. thread closed.

The house full of rabbits running a close second.

 Stu Tyrrell 20 Dec 2013
In reply to Skol:

I have to confess I am an addict......................I will watch the same ones over and over, anyone for egg sandwiches then!
 Choss 20 Dec 2013
In reply to Skol:

The one where he hits his car with a branch calling it a Vicious bastard :-!
 Kemics 20 Dec 2013
In reply to Skol:

Has to be from the Pat mustard episode, possibly my favourite would be when they decide to do a mass.

Actually I'm totally wrong, it's from Eurovision one. 'Play the note the Dougal' THE FIRST FECKING NOTE!
 the sheep 20 Dec 2013
In reply to Kemics:

The parody of Speed on the milk float is up there.

 LastBoyScout 20 Dec 2013
In reply to Skol:

The one where Dougal does a funeral
 danj1974 20 Dec 2013
In reply to Kemics:

> Actually I'm totally wrong, it's from Eurovision one. 'Play the note the Dougal' THE FIRST FECKING NOTE!

"No, not the fecking first one! The fecking first one is already fecking down. Play the fecking note you were fecking playing earlier!"

etc. Had me in tears that bit!
 marsbar 20 Dec 2013
In reply to Skol:

Mrs Doyle gets arrested for brawling in a tea shop.
 Chris Harris 20 Dec 2013
In reply to Skol:

All the Mrs Doyles learning how to be football fans.

"You're shit. Aaaaaah"

 dominic lee 20 Dec 2013
In reply to Skol:

Father Jack sobering up.
 Fat Bumbly2 20 Dec 2013
Kicking Bishop Brennan up the arrse.
 phleppy 20 Dec 2013
In reply to Skol:

Lovely horse!
In reply to Skol:

Cake jumper
 MonkeyPuzzle 20 Dec 2013
In reply to Skol:

The last ever episode, where Ted cheers up the priest played by Tommy Tiernan with The Theme From Shaft. Tommy's priest then gets on the bus happy as day, but the next song on the radio is Radiohead - Exit Music (From A Film) and he just crumples.
wobble 20 Dec 2013
In reply to Skol:

Ted to Dougal

"what's on your mind Dougal ?"



 Fat Bumbly2 20 Dec 2013
Father Jack: manual or automatic

llechwedd 20 Dec 2013
In reply to Skol:

Craggy Island fete and all the attractions to draw the crowds:
'cat on a turntable', 'hill of goats', Father Jack trying some of them in his wheelchair.
Not the entire episode but 'Feck off cup!!' is hard to better.
 ThunderCat 20 Dec 2013
In reply to llechwedd:
Noticing the dent on the car, and trying to tap it out

"Ah it's not good, you're never going to get it perfect"


youtube.com/watch?v=8mdwAkWvWMw&
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 ranger*goy 20 Dec 2013
In reply to higherclimbingwales:

> Perspective cows scene. thread closed.

Seconded
 ranger*goy 20 Dec 2013
In reply to Skol:

I love the Speed one too when Dougal is delivering the milk.
 bigdrew 20 Dec 2013
In reply to Skol: I thought I must had seen ever episode - But I have never seen that before. Pure genius and a winner for me!
 climber34neil 21 Dec 2013
In reply to Skol:

Would have to be the king of the sheep competition for me
 marsbar 21 Dec 2013
In reply to Chris Harris:

Mrs Doyle and her friends are underrated.
 digby 21 Dec 2013
In reply to Skol:

Dougal: (Describing the Beast of Craggy Island) "They say it's as big as four cats and has a retractable leg so it can leap up at you better and it lights up at night and it's got four ears, two are for listening and the other two are kind of back up ears and it's claws are as big as cups and for some reason it's got a tremendous fear of stamps, Mrs Doyle was telling me it's got magnets on it's tail, so if you're made of metal, it can attach itself to you and instead of a head, it's got four arses"
 thin bob 21 Dec 2013
In reply to digby:

nicely done

"How did that fecking idiot get on tv" Father Jack in a talkative mood.

"I'm soooo, sooo sorryy" Finest sarcasm ever!
youtube.com/watch?v=MSHaCzb3yYk&


and the stage 6 werewolf thing
 sheep 21 Dec 2013
In reply to Skol:

Chewing-gum for the eyes Dougal.

No thanks Father, i have some crisps.
 Clarence 21 Dec 2013
In reply to sheep:

Bishops love sci-fi!

Chess or Buckaroo?
 Blue Straggler 21 Dec 2013
In reply to Clarence:

What's yer favourite humming sound?
 althesin 21 Dec 2013
In reply to Skol:
Mrs Doyle swearing, "Feck this and Feck that....."
 Clarence 21 Dec 2013
In reply to althesin:

Ride me sideways, that's another one...
 Duncan Bourne 21 Dec 2013
In reply to Skol:

Mrs Doyle: Have some cake father
Father Ted: No thank you Mrs Doyle
Mrs Doyle: Ah go on it's got cocaine in it.
Father Ted: Cocaine?!!
Mrs Doyle: Did I say cocaine? I meant raisins
 The Pylon King 21 Dec 2013
In reply to Skol:

Father Ted at window as Hitler
OP Skol 21 Dec 2013
In reply to The Pylon King:

Someone above recommended this
http://m.youtube.com/watch?autoplay=1&v=MSHaCzb3yYk&desktop_uri=%2F...
I'm now using it to apologise to the mrs for menial things
 halfwaythere 21 Dec 2013
In reply to Skol:

Yes,
Father Ted as a racist, goes down te pub to listen to some real Irish music, which is playing as he goes in....then he realises the pub is full of migrants...
 marsbar 22 Dec 2013
In reply to Duncan Bourne:

For some reason we have that conversation a lot in our house...

No it isn't a Nigella recipe...
In reply to Skol:

There's you, there's Forest Gump. There's Father Jack actually WATCHING the film!

This one opens the door and this one makes the sewage shoot out?

I only need one ticket, my lucky number never lets me down. Number 11.

That gobshite again? Is he never off the air?!
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