/ were gonna need a bigger boat!
Ill start with jaws.
"Were gonna need a bigger boat"
"Squeal like a piggy".
What do you mean it's not every day?
You sure got a purty Mouth.
Say hello to my little friend...
It's sterile and I like the taste.
take off and nuke it from orbit, its the only way to be sure
Groovy! [evil dead 2/army of darkness]
Not a phrase film a film as such but an expression that intrigued me enough to look it up when I first heard it was "jumping the shark". For those that don't know, this was first used to describe the scene in Happy Days when Fonzie jumps over a shark on water-skis. The point of the expression being that you can identify that as the moment when you know it's all downhill and quality inevitably declines. It gets used more and more widely nowadays.
I wondered if the shark references in Anchorman 2 were a deliberate nod in that direction...
"I'll be back"
I feel the need, the need for speed...
Actually, all these are just quotable phrases. The OP's one - "we're gonna need a bigger boat" is actually quite unusual as people do genuinely use it to describe actual situations, not just when kidding around with mates.
I'll be back....
rats, too slow!
Now updated with 'nuking the fridge' (a la Indiana Jones and the Zimmer of Doom, or whatever it was called)
"I'll have whatever she's having"
"I'm sitting down to enjoy my holiday"
"We've got a full tank of gas...."
Another one, "Call that a knife", "This is a knife"
OK, how about "I don't think we're in Kansas any more"?
Pretty much every time it all goes t1ts up.....
From Zoolander: "I knew it was a JOKE, I just didn't GET it right away..." sees regular use around our way.
Also, from the same film, "I think I'm getting the black lung - it's not very well ventilated down there" if anyone coughs weedily...
Not heard that one until now. I specifically avoided the later Indiana Jones films and missed the actual scene but, having just looked it up, I can see why it made the impact it did.
Joe Pescis you think im Funny Speech
I am your Father
These arent the Droids youre Looking for
Use the Force Luke
all get said in conversation.
who you Gonna call?
I demand to have some booze!
lol, yes, that one too.
When I'm feeling particularly pathetic and unloved I'll often say "I've got nowhere else to go".
You can stuff it up your @rse for nothing and f#ck off while you're doing it
We've gone on holiday by mistake
We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here and we want them now
I feel like a pig shat in my head
My thumbs have gone weird
Nonsense, this is a far superior drink to meths! The w#####s don't drink it because they can't afford it!
All of these in regular use in our house. I have to ration my views to six monthly.
"picture a girl who just took a nosedive from the ugly tree and hit every branch coming down"
Saving Private Ryan.
"Prepare for glory!"
> "We're gonna need a bigger boat"
fixed that for you.
anyway let's carry on.
"where we're going, we don't need roads"
"I'm afraid you're just too darn loud."
We've gone on holiday by mistake!
I've only had a few ales...
There must and shall be aspirin!
We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here and we want them now!
What a f*cking epic film... must be up there with the top quote spawners.
Usually said on encountering someone who hasn't been out for a pint in a while.
"Houston, we have a problem".
And of course - 'That's no moon... It's a space station'
'Royale with cheese'
And a personal favourite - 'There can be only one'
But it isn't from a film, sorry.
(Mrs Brown's Boys)
"I coulda been a contender"
These go to eleven
"Eleven" - this number is often used with a nod to Spinal Tap.
You beat me to it!
"you looking at me?"
Your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off.
People should know when they are conquered
They say no
At my signal...unleash hell
What we do in life echoes in eternity
Are you not entertained?
My name is..M.
I everyday use in my house, at least. All right, in my head, at least.
Not now Cato
Heard that a few Times when Interrupting Someone
"an offer he couldn't refuse"
"lunch is for wimps"
"do you feel lucky?"
"I've.....seen things you people wouldn't believe...."
(oh yes, it had to be in there)
There can be only one
Greed is good
We can't stop here...it's bat country
faaaaasands of 'em
The dude abides
Whooped 'em again didn't we Josey
"You've got a 22 year old girlfriend!!? Man I've got hemorrhoids older than that....."
I'm not sure this has made its way into normal parlance.....which was what this thread was supposed to be about ;)
"Blessed are the cheese makers", I use this when ever I'm sat in a meeting and the person to the side of me asks what has just been said.
Don't cross the streams - ghost busters. A phrase with many uses.
There must and shall be aspirin or I shall die here on this f*cking mountainside!
Scrubbers! Scrubbers! Little tarts, they love it!
Both from WIthnail and I and well used lines where I come from!
"Say my name...I SAID SAY MY NAME!"
That explains a lot, I seem to go through life with people making strange comments, that mean nothing to me( as 99% of the ' everyday phrases' on here do)
I must lead a sheltered life, I only know about 5 or 6 of these !
You can't handle the truth !
you've got red on ya
I fart in your general direction.
Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
'Tis but a scratch.
All of which I have either used or heard since I last posted. It has been one of those days.
"...and don't come back until you've redeemed yourself."
"don't take any guff from these swine"
"Is that a pistol in your pocket...or are you just pleased to see me"??
I am serious.... and don't call me Shirley
I'm your huckleberry
GET IN THE F@@KING VAN!
Used when working
'I ain't got time to bleed' seems to come up surprisingly often at the wall.
Hand me the keys ... ....... ..........
Used in our house, mainly by me if I'm honest;
"When the machine breaks down, we awl break down" from Platoon
"Hold on lads, I've got an idea"
"Do ya feel lucky, well do ya?"
"Nooo gohrammit ah sayad the sheriff is a ~dong~" From blazing saddles.
Also, not a quote but a gesture, in response to over elaborate provocation a weary finger pistol shooting a la Indiana Jones.
This was a genuine conversation with someone who was a bit ditzy in the Kings house pub on new years day 1999 prior to driving back to Sheffield;
Me: I'm knackered, driving back is going to be tough.
Tim: We'll probably have to use the force Luke,
Ditzy: a forceluke? What's one of those?
Me: It's something a bit like cruise control.
Ditzy (to boyfriend) that sounds great, has our car got a forceluke?
Boyfriend: ~inaudible sobs~
Im not even Supposed to be here today.
Put it Back you tubby bitch.
Many years ago the wife and I were watching the most awful 1950s war film on telly.
The acting and dialogue were terrible. In one scene, this soldier was at the front, on his belly, under heavy fire, explosions all around, and he called over his shoulder, 'Hurry up with those machine guns", as if he were asking someone to pass the salt.
We both collapsed laughing, and since then, whenever we see awful dialogue or acting, we often chant, simultaneously, 'Hurry up with those machine guns"!
I chose not to choose Life.
'We're going to need considerably bigger buns'
'Repo man is always intense'
'Yeah, right, and monkeys might fly out of my butt'
In regular use in out house.
An ex-colleague of mine used to say 'conjugate the verb "to brew"' to either offer to make a cuppa or indicate it was time someone else in the office did the honours.
Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels: "F*@k you funny man"
Big Lebowski: "You said it, man" (when The Dude is talking to Jesus).
Snatch: "I need a sh*^e"
Run Forrest, run
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Yes, and inconceivable said in the voice Heard regularly.
And picking up a mouse and saying "Hallooo, computer" in a dodgy Scots-American accent :-)
it's been emotional !
"And like that, he was gone"
"And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next"
I will strike down upon you with great vengeance.
Say "what". Say "what", ONE MORE TIME
This was overused on a recent climbing trip.
"Kneel, you mewling quim"
again used all too often in climbing:
"Left. LEFT! Your OTHER left!"
That's just, like, your opinion, man.
“Fly, my pretties”
"These aren't the droids you're looking for."
Apocalypse now was fertile,
I love the smell of napalm in the morning
Smells like victory
Charlie don't surf
Never get off the boat,
From butch cassidy 'ooooohhhwwoooaaahhhsssshhhiiiiiit'
And all of R Lee Ermeys abuse in Full Metal Jacket deserves to be in widespread use.
"Do ya like Dags"?
You use that lot in everyday conversation do you?! :-)
Whenever I can!
Not a film but:
"Release the hounds"
I had "English MotherF&%%er, DO YOU SPEAK IT" as a ring tone briefly....
Do or do not. There is no try!!
Also paraphrasing the original:-
Frankly Scarlet. I dont give a damn!!!
"I need your boots, your clothes and the keys to your motor-cycle..."
oh, and, after he checks his on-board computer for 'standard responses 1980s Los Angeles':
"F**k you, asshole..."
" A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do"
I think from High Noon but no doubt BS will tell me if I'm right.
I think thats a misquote that was never said in a film?
First rule of fight club
I got this googling it
Several websites say a variation of the line appeared that same year in the novel (not the film version) of THE GRAPES OF WRATH: chapter 18 reportedly has the line "I know this man -- a man got to do what he got to do."
We're going to need a bigger goat.
What we have here is a failure t' communicate.
Im ashamed to say I use
'Youre mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries'
He's a very naughty boy
In hearty agreement to something, with your best Omar accent: 'oh, in-deed'
On many winter trips,
'I love the smell of lip balm in the morning...'
He ain't exactly a set of car keys now, is he?
The cornerstone of any nutritional diet.
What do we want a traffic warden for?
Always be suspicious of a man who owns pigs.
Can we all stop getting shot?!
Carlsberg don't do ****, but if they did... (Not a film quote...)
We're getting there.
Go one do that one more time, I dare you, I double dare you!
Misquoted but: 'Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!'
Just finished watching Breaking Bad, so every dinner time is announced with "We need to cook!", in a Walt voice. Usually answered with "Yo Bitch".
We're in a puddle of sh*t and haven't got the shoes for it.
I've heard tell of more than one gent who enjoys declaring "You're maaah fav'rit deput-ehhhhh" whilst patting his Woody. Never in conversation with me though!
nice night for a walk
I don't think we've had this one yet, which if true is a shocking omission:
"Here's looking at you, kid"
or perhaps the greatest misquote of all:
"Play it again, Sam"
One of this few phrases on this thread that has actually passed into common usage.
"Watch out for the dog sh*t"
A genuine ad-lib from Clint Eastwood to Jeff Bridges in Thunderbolt&Lightfoot.We have to use it quite a lot...
you know how to whistle, don't you Steve? You just put your lips together and.......blow
"Be a man! Take some Peptobysmol, get dressed and come on over here"
"He'll keep calling me, he'll make me feel guilty. I'll go. I'll go. I'll go. I'll go."
"If you don't leave, I'm afraid I'm going to have to get snooty."
"So that's how it is in that family..."
"Les jeux sont fait"
All from Ferris Bueller - a film basically about boredom and mundanity, so has massive relevant in real life...
Lunch is for wimps
You get enough sleep when you're dead
I thought you'd be bigger
He was born an ars*hole and.just grew bigger
Plenty more from The Long Kiss Goodnight
Life is pain. Get used to it.
Were you always this stupid, or did you take lessons?
...everyone knows, when you make an assumption, you make an ass out of "u" and "umption".
There may be many reasons not to kill you, but among them is not that you'll be missed by NASA.
Unfortunately all the best best ones involved response dialogue and you can't really control that in everyday conversation...
When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
If you're gonna be a bear.
He full quote is if you're gonna be a bear be a grizzly from Canonball run.
Normally used by my mates and me if one of us feels the need to step the game up and do something over the top and silly.
“There are two kinds of people in the world, those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.” - Clint Eastwood, The Good the Bad and the Ugly.
I'm amazed that well-known quotes concerning a specific part of the female anatomy from
a. "Silence of the lambs" or
b. "One flew over the cuckoo's nest"
haven't appeared yet!
"Infected? Infected with what?" 28 Days Later. Everyday use in my house anyway.
UKC is just too classy...... :-)
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