In reply to FesteringSore:
I saw that earlier, what possessed them to sneeze into their trombone? I played in brass bands for many years while suffering from hayfever. Playing village fetes on a grassy field next to the flower arranging tent was a real trial for anti-histamines but I don't recall sneezing into my euphonium. I was sick into an E-flat bass but that was while doing a Sunday morning church anniversary parade with a Jagermeister hangover. That taught me a lesson - the next year it was a Pernod hangover.
