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Is anyone else watching his 'Comedy vehicle'?

Some lovely observations that had me splurting my tea over the drawing room floor.

After one year of marriage Mr. Lee required some new underwear. His wife gently mocked him by asking if he was 'having an affair'. This gentle mocking suggested that he still existed as some kind of sexual entity.

Whilst on tour, after ten years of marriage Mr. Lee had failed to pack adequate under garments. He made the appropriate purchases. When his wife noticed the new underwear in the wash she asked him if he had 'shat himself at work'.

That's what ten years of marriage and two children can contribute to your self esteem.

I found the rest a little too uncomfortable for my enjoyment but the opening gambit was better than most things this side of 'The thick of it'.

In reply to TMM:

You drink tea in a drawing room. That is so posh.

In reply to Removed User:

And I thought I was letting the side down by abbreviating from using the correct terminology of 'withdrawing' room.

Now which is the 'posh' part, the beverage or the location?

In reply to TMM:



If you've been married for 10 years you shouldn't need that type of contraceptive technique, or indeed a specific room for it. It's for 18 year olds in the back seat of a Ford Escort.

In reply to Submit to Gravity:


Ah, but y'see, the kids of today don't have such luxuries as an Escort, or a Marina, or luxury of luxuries, my mate's old Escort van!