In reply to afshapes:
I wonder if a little aspirin would have helped a GP with a stroke ?
I recall when I was about 7 , my gold fish floated to the top of the bowl, I had heard that putting alcohol in the water would revive them, and suffice to say, I put in enough Whisky to both pickle the fish, and piss of my parents at the waste of the Whisky.
I wonder if the vets on here have some 'golden hour' type First Aid tips that actually work ?