In reply to mike123:
For amusement I did ask middle sprog ,.
Me :would £&@) like ninjago lego or a stomp rocket ?
Sprog
ad , she a girl . Accompanied by withering look .
Me : But /:;;( and /::;(( both like gun bombs rockets and stuff (both female members of his gang ) and mummy likes guns . (Not strictly true about mum, but she did used to occasionally carry a gun in a former job)
Sprog : but ..........they re not real girls