In reply to MG:
The North is that part of England north of Watford and south of Scotand, although there is an enclave around Birmingham and Coventry that likes to be called the Midlands.
The Cotswolds fit into the Midlands quite neatly but the inhabitants, particularly around Chipping Norton, like to think they live in the South and incidentally in the most important area in Britain.
The real South however is Brighton and Hastings, although the latter still thinks it's part of France retaining names like Herstmonceux for surrounding villages. The same applies to Dover and Folkestone which have Capel le Ferne between them.
The West is where the A303 goes. Dorset has an identity crisis though, being torn between the West and the South, so it really don't know where it be.
The East (known as East Anglia) is that huge area of flat boring land East of London, having no crags nor mountains in it, so it's irrelevant, being of no interest to climbers.
Hope that helps.