In reply to Darron:
> Me: "is it any good?"
> Eric: "no, but it's cheap."
Norman Croucher (double amputee, both legs below the knees, started climbing AFTER he was disabled), once told the following story :
He was at a conference on disabled people and what they could do, sporting wise, and it was packed to the gunnels with the ostensibly "high minded", particularly quite aggressive bullying women who seemed mostly interested in making a career out of "caring" rather than actually helping the supposed beneficiaries of their benevolence. They all had a great deal of self-assurance and self-worth, were normally very well dressed and seemed in extremely comfortable circumstances, due in no small part to their virtue proclaiming. They all had vast stores of polysyllabic jargon that they could trot out for extended periods, creating sentences that sounded very impressive but where it was very hard to tell what, if anything, they were actually saying, still less why.
Norman gave a talk on some aspect of disability, whatever his stance was, it had clearly run against the party line for one of these ladies. She stood up to question him, and from the height of her well-presented pomposity said :
"Most us here are quite highly qualified in this subject and have a great deal of knowledge of this sector, what exactly are Mr Croucher's qualifications to address us to express the view he just has?"
Norman paused for a moment and, in his rolling Cornish accent said :
"Well there are 2 reasons, first I have been doing quite a lot of research on the subject and have thought carefully about it"
The audience waited for the inevitable "I am disabled myself, being a double leg amputee", simultaneously claiming victimhood and moral superiority. Norman however said :
"The second is that I'm really quite cheap".