In reply to Chris Harris:
> They mean "Sought", but just get it wrong.
> Another one you see on ebay a lot, for no clear reason, is "As a posed to", instead of "As opposed to".
Another one you see on eBay is "rare", which means there's at least 10 for sale starting at 99p.
My sister, when little, wanted to watch the "cigarettes", when she meant the majorettes, and visit the "ups and downs" when she meant the "Epsom Downs". Not forgetting the "Polarghost" instead of poltergeist.
My Dad has a number of intentional ones , such as "persuader" when he means "hammer" - many of them are intended to babble Mum.
My Mum, on the other hand, has so many unintentional ones, she practically has a language of her own!
My Mother-in-Law once called our Bugaboo pushchair the Boogaloo.
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