In reply to mick taylor:
At the end of one summer, when my kids were young I decided to invest in a set of chimney sweeping brushes and rods to save money in the long run.
I carefully spread news papers over the lounge hearth and set to work screwing the rod sections together and pushing the brush up the chimney. Now we lived in a bungalow so I was surprised how long it seemed to be taking for the brush to reach the top and I sent the kids outside having asked them to shout when the brush appeared. Nothing happened and I could see the kids standing in the garden looking up. Eventually I yelled "Any sign of the brush yet?" "No dad" they chorused back. Eventually I used the last rod and went out to see what the hell was happening. A line of rods with no brush on them was sticking up into the sky from the top of the chimney!
I exclaimed to the kids "Why didn't you tell me the rods had come out with no brush on them?" "You told us to look out for the brush" they responded indignantly.
Anyway I was in a pickle now with the detached brush stuck somewhere half way up the chimney. So I went next door and borrowed my neighbour's extension ladder, which I erected against the chimney stack and climbed up it.
By shining a torch down the flue I could see the stuck brush, so I set about attempting to push it down from above using the rods. I sent the kids down into the lounge to shout as soon as the brush appeared.
After a while the yelled up at me that mum was VERY cross. By this time I was stripped to the waist and sweating like a pig. I climbed down the ladder and went into the lounge to find to find the air full of a thick black mist of soot. This has spread over all the carpet, curtains, and furniture including the almost new three piece suite. The wife had gone out with the kids without so much as a good by, see you later.
Dripping soot soaked sweat I padded out through the hall to the front door again, leaving black foot prints all over the hall carpet.
It took me the rest of the day to have three baths to get off all the soot, then drive into town to hire a carpet cleaner and work until nearly mid night cleaning down all the furniture curtains and carpets.
I was banished to the spare bedroom for the rest of the week, and the suggestion that we might have sex to make up went down like a lead balloon. Women just don't see life in the same way as men.
Thereafter we hired a chimney sweep each year.
I've since been told that when using a chimney brush you should screw the rods against the tread to stop the brush unscrewing.........