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 Kevster 31 Mar 2016

Wtf? !


For those who missed it, platypus up the ass
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 buzby 31 Mar 2016
In reply to Kevster:

didn't see it , was it like an emergency outdoor colonic?
OP Kevster 31 Mar 2016
In reply to buzby:

Yes, but practice on the beach
celebs got it too.

Sure useful when needed, but I now have some mental images that I didn't require

Not sure the ribbed teat helped
 bouldery bits 31 Mar 2016
In reply to Kevster:
How many bears could bear grylls grill if bear grylls could grill bears?
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 FactorXXX 31 Mar 2016
In reply to Kevster:

For those who missed it, platypus up the ass

Poor Platypus!
Did he insert the duck bill or tail first?
Removed User 31 Mar 2016
In reply to Kevster:


> Not sure the ribbed teat helped

I'd like to hear him explain that one in A&E.
KevinD 31 Mar 2016
In reply to FactorXXX:

More importantly was it male or female.
Purely because males are one of the few venomous mammals and would given the effects would make the end inserted first the least of the problems.
 Billhook 01 Apr 2016
In reply to Kevster:

Just another chance for him to drop his trousers and show off his cock. Again!!

Unless you are marooned in a boat somewhere and just happen to have:-
a) A bit of piping
b) A willing partner

Then I cannot see anyone ever needing to do this on land.
 marsbar 01 Apr 2016
In reply to Kevster:

I wish this was an April fools prank
 zebidee 01 Apr 2016
In reply to Kevster:

Finally realised you weren't meaning a real platypus.
Hillwalker 02 Apr 2016
In reply to Kevster:

Its almost certain it was all just theatrical, it never actually happened.

Ask any nurse/medic, nobody ever, ever, ever needed a stick to bit on whilst a teeny weeny little nozzle is inserted in that particular orifice.

It was a put up job for dramatic effect. End of!
 Mike Highbury 02 Apr 2016
In reply to Hillwalker:
> Ask any nurse/medic, nobody ever, ever, ever needed a stick to bit on whilst a teeny weeny little nozzle is inserted in that particular orifice.

Well, maybe not in your family.

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In reply to Mike Highbury:

Your family prefer pillows, eh...?
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 Oujmik 03 Apr 2016
In reply to Hillwalker:

Haha, yeah that was my thought too. If you have to bite on a stick for that you need to see a doctor for something other than dehydration.
Hillwalker 03 Apr 2016
In reply to Mike Highbury:

Thirty years in Nursing! So always the giver, not the recipient!
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