UKC

How amazing is your body?

http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/the-making-of-me-and-you

In reply to Christheclimber:

Probably better than average, being a climber rather than a lardarse, but it's a while since anyone used the adjective "amazing".

In reply to Christheclimber:

That's a whole lot of farts

In reply to Christheclimber:

Mine lets me down most every time and makes me rash and hasty.

In reply to Christheclimber:

That was really good, thanks for sharing.

In reply to Greasy Prusiks:


Yup, it's sorted the first part of all my lessons today.

In reply to DaveHK:

Good song

In reply to Christheclimber:

mine never ceases to amaze me - for all the wrong reasons!

In reply to Dandan:

Yes 48,078 pints!!!

In reply to DaveHK:

haha I know that feel bro!

In reply to Christheclimber:

2 billion terabytes of sperm. That'd take a while to download.

In reply to Hat Dude:


I know how you feel, mine is falling to bits..............

In reply to Christheclimber:

Yes but you slowly falling to bits!!!!!...I'm one big fast-tracked to F*cked.....probably 12-18 months unless they try to surgically remove it all!!!
Cheers
Nick B
ps thanks for comming round other day..really appreciated it

In reply to astley007:

I'll be in touch soon Nick? Time for a few more beers..........

Fingers crossed for a good outcome.

In reply to Tom Last:


Glad someone got it.

In reply to Christheclimber:


A rough back of a packet of tissues calculation reveals I've ejaculated around 70 litres of seminal fluid!
(not in one go)