In reply to Michael Hood:
Bastards. They are just bastards. Terry's Chocolate Oranges have been a part of my family's rituals for years and years. They were always in the Christmas stocking and always a part of birthday celebrations. My boys - assimilating the tradition - even got me one for Fathers Day.
And its in the fridge and I've just checked it. 157g. Bastards. And its made by someone called 'Mondelez'.
Bastards.
I still want one this Christmas, mind.