This thread got me thinking:
http://www.ukclimbing.com/forums/t.php?n=648178&v=1
Maybe it's time to bring the events at the World Student Games more into line with student life.
No event to start before 3pm. All competitors to be under the influence of something or other.
Relay - baton to be replaced with a traffic cone. This must be worn on the head.
100M pushing your mate in a shopping trolley.
Hurdles to be replaces by a series of garden fences & hedges.
Running events to be replaced by runner events - all competitors to be chased by an ethnic minority chef wielding a large knife.
Also, there will be a "right on" section of events for the more earnest types, such as synchronised protesting & scarf tying.