Bloke sat across the aisle from me on the bus going into Nottingham yesterday.
Got his phone out & dialled a number. Had clearly forgotten it was on speaker mode.
One ring, then "Welcome to the Nottingham sexual health helpline" was broadcast to all & sundry.
Poor sod couldn't ring off fast enough....
I wonder what the menu is? "Press 1 for itching. Press 2 for weeping sores. Press 3 if you can't get it up."
