/ Unfortunate phone call du jour.

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Chris Harris - on 12 Oct 2016
Bloke sat across the aisle from me on the bus going into Nottingham yesterday.

Got his phone out & dialled a number. Had clearly forgotten it was on speaker mode.

One ring, then "Welcome to the Nottingham sexual health helpline" was broadcast to all & sundry.

Poor sod couldn't ring off fast enough....

I wonder what the menu is? "Press 1 for itching. Press 2 for weeping sores. Press 3 if you can't get it up."

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Lemony - on 12 Oct 2016
In reply to Chris Harris:

"You have selected Priaprism. Volume is unusually high right now, please hold until it drops."
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Chris Harris - on 12 Oct 2016
In reply to Lemony:

"Your cock is important to us. Please continue to hold"

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