In reply to Goucho:
Lovely stories. The powersurge of relief common to both reminds me of...
Lost in the mists of time, Andy Parkin and I wandered down Water Cum Jolly, liberally taking the piss out of each other.
Got to what's now called Dragonflight Wall. "This looks like a good warm-up," said Andy, pointing to an innocuous feature. "Can't be more than HVS."
The grade proved somewhat academic (it's now E3). More to the point, the holds were utterly disposible and my single wire slid sadly down the rope.
Thus warmed up, we wandered up Dragonflight (second ascent?) "5b," says Andy. (It's now E3.)
And so to the main event, a steepish wall to the side. A forlorn thread of red bootlace girdling a pocket.
"That thread looks a bit dodgy, I'd better replace it." Couldn't believe he'd fall for that bollox (did he?) as I surreptitiously inspected every crimp on that top wall, realising that if you reached the jug below the thread it was in the bag. And the thread replaced for good measure/to keep up the pretence.
Andy got first go. Up the lower wall. First runner (I assumed it was a good one). Then off.
I got next go. Another runner (He assumed it was a good one.) A little higher. Then off.
Andy got third go. A third runner. (I assumed it was a good one). Then off.
I got past all three runners, leaped for the jug, brushed it, came flying down. Thought, "Bastards, that's it, he'll have it next time."
So, up he goes, all three runners clipped, leaps for the jug with more power than I had. Latches it, hangs for a second, then...
Plummets. Top runner rips. He falls one way. I start to move.
Second runner rips. He falls another way. I change direction.
Third runner rips. He heads for me. Desperately I head for him. Anything to keep him off the deck.
He hits me, then the deck. We roll down the glacis together. I end up on top of him. I'm thinking, "F*ck, he's broken his back."
"Andy, Andy, are you OK?"
"I... can't get up." (F*ck, f*ck, f*uck, broken back...)
"Why not?"
"Cos you're on top of me!"
"You... you... you bastard!!" (God, the relief.) I stood up. He stood up. We were both badly bruised but who cared? God, I'll never forget the sweet, blessed, utter relief.
Big Ron did the FA the following week, on his honeymoon. Gill belayed. 'Honeymoon Blues'.
Mick