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 balmybaldwin 01 Dec 2016
They don't come along very often...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38164590

So who wouldn't be able to resist?

 Ridge 01 Dec 2016
In reply to balmybaldwin:

He's a fairly strong lad if that's 36kg.
 Dax H 01 Dec 2016
In reply to Ridge:

36kg is hardly heavy, he was making a bit of a meal of it in my opinion.

What I can't understand is why the truck had a bucket of gold sat on a pallet just inside the door of the truck with no security.
I would hope the insurance refuses to pay out.
 Greasy Prusiks 01 Dec 2016
In reply to Dax H:

I hope he doesn't get caught!
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 dread-i 01 Dec 2016
In reply to Dax H:

>What I can't understand is why the truck had a bucket of gold sat on a pallet just inside the door of the truck with no security.
Come on. How many times have you thought: 'Should I send it registered delivery or just bung an second class stamp on it'?
 SenzuBean 01 Dec 2016
In reply to balmybaldwin:

Thought this thread was going to be about golden showers. :/
 toad 01 Dec 2016
In reply to SenzuBean:

Give Trump's golden lift, it wouldn't surprise me at all if his bathroom is similarly adorned. Oh. Wait......
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 Trangia 01 Dec 2016
In reply to Greasy Prusiks:

> I hope he doesn't get caught!

I call it initiative. The van driver was downright negligent......
 Timmd 01 Dec 2016
In reply to Trangia:
> I call it initiative. The van driver was downright negligent......

I bet the van driver is kicking himself now. You can't have people stealing things worth that amount of money, but a sneaking part of me wouldn't mind if he got away with it.

In his position I think I'd pay somebody to show me how to put Hollywood style make up onto my face, and assume a different identity to try and avoid being caught.
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 Timmd 01 Dec 2016
In reply to Trangia:

I feel a little bit sorry for the security guard, it will probably take a long time for him to stop feeling awful.
 DerwentDiluted 02 Dec 2016
In reply to Timmd:

Yes he's probably feeling gilty.
 bouldery bits 02 Dec 2016
In reply to DerwentDiluted:

> Yes he's probably feeling gilty.

That pun is gold!
 GarethSL 02 Dec 2016
In reply to DerwentDiluted:

He's probably being bullioned by his colleagues. Ag ag ag

*gets coat*
 john arran 02 Dec 2016
In reply to DerwentDiluted:

You'd better leaf now before you get barred.
 GrahamD 02 Dec 2016
In reply to bouldery bits:

> That pun is gold!

a real nugget
 Trangia 02 Dec 2016
In reply to dread-i:

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> Come on. How many times have you thought: 'Should I send it registered delivery or just bung an second class stamp on it'?


I take it that you make a habit of posting your gold in 36 kg packages then?
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Removed User 02 Dec 2016
In reply to GrahamD:

A real ingotcha moment...
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