Picture in a shrine as Castro showing that our lord was into pegging.

Outrageous disrespect!
If Jesus couldn't get up it in decent style, he should have left it for a future generation.

The use of the term "pegging" you're showing your age !!
Get in touch Warky

does anyone else take naked children up big walls to place pitons for them? what the actual fcuk is happening here?

Personally I think that 'Mary' HAS to be a cheeky local lass.
And its interesting to see that they were top-roping off fixed anchors whilst placing glue-ins (that's no expansion bolt the lord has in his hand.....)

Yes ...but what has he done on grit ?
....apart from making it in the first place...

sbc_10. I think you'll find it was his dad that actually created grit (practised first in Derbyshire before producing the finished article in Yorkshire of course...)
The son just performed miracles on it.

Yes, that's a fair point. I'm combining my Geology and theology and not getting genealogy.
Do you think the omniscient one will have spotted it?