In reply to Al Evans:
> (In reply to Mick Ryan - UKClimbing.com) :-0) Chris is just crap, only ever did E4 on grit and shinned up a few big hills.
You talk of Christian Bonnington....he taught Sir Ranulph Fiennes the arts of publi
shity.........
0nward, Christian Bonnington, of the A.C.G.
Write another page of Alpine history
He has climbed the Eiegerwand, he has climbed the Dru--
For a mere ten thousand francs, he will climb with you:
Onward, Christian Bonnington, of the A.C.G.
If you name the mountain, he will name the fee.
Like a mighty army, faithfully we plod
Treading in the footsteps Bonnington has trod
From the Diretissima loud Hosannas! ring--
Grave, where is they victory, 0 death, where is thy sting?
Onward, Christian Bonnington, joyfully we sing,
Down with McNaught-Davis, Bonnington for King.
Live transmission will commence shortly after ten
From the Kleine Scheiegg and the Alpi-Glen.
Do not miss the spectacle, you can watch for free:
Bonnington is on the wall, Tune in on B.B.C.
Onward, Christian Bonnington, of the B.B.C
Fighting for survival, and a token fee.
When they climbed the Eigerwand, those two gallant men
They received a message (sent) from Number Ten:
Well done chaps, MacMillan said, Victory was your due;
Well done, Christian Bonnington, the Fuhrer’s proud of you
Onward, Christian Bonnington, hallowed be thy name,
Digging out a belay in the halls of fame.
-- Tom Patey