Climbs 400
Rocktype Granite
Altitude 23m a.s.l
Faces SW

JWB at Smoke Bluffs © JWB

Crag features

A collection of outcrops with a wide selection of short routes. Crags in this area are Parking Lot Area, Burgers and Fries, Smoke Bluff Wall Area, Neat and Cool, Penny Lane Area, Above Penny Lane, Loop Trail Crags. 

Parking Lot Area: crags to be found are Auntie Gravity, Boulder Gully, Supervalue, Lower Crag X, Runestone Wall, Upper Crag X, The Black Zawn, Crystall Wall, Lumberland. 

Burgers and Fries: Burgers and Fries Left, Burgers and Fries Right, Alexis Cliffs, High Cliff, Island in the Sky.  

Smoke Bluff Wall Area crags are Krack Rock, Upper Tier, Zombie Roof, Mosquito Area, Battered Balls. 

Penny Lane Area crags are Pixie Corner, Bughouse Heights, Penny Lane, Penny Lane Gully, Lunch Break Wall, Spiderfly

Above Penny Lane crags are Split Beaver, Pink Cliff, Fern Gully, Ronin's Corner, Elephant's Arse

Loop Trail Crags are Nubile Woman, Octupus' Garden, Skunk Hollow, Funarama, Cheap Mango Wall, Call It a Day, Tunnel Rock

Crags Fatty Bolger, Ferrer's Folly and The Zip are all on private property and in 2011 the landowner has closed this area to all recreational activities. 

Approach notes

Very well maintained trails to all the crag faces.

Parking Lot Area, 1 to 10 minutes approach

Burgers and Fries/Smoke Bluff Wall Area, 10 minutes approach

Neat and Cool, Penny Lane Area, 12 minutes approach

Above Penny Lane, 15 minutes approach

Loop Trail Crags, 15 to 30 minutes approach

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Climbs at this crag

Climb name Grade
  Parking Lot Area
  Auntie Gravity
3 Don't Believe the Hype
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5.11a 2
4 Auntie Gravity
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5.10b * 1
5 Crag Rat
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5.9 6
6 Silly Putty
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5.11a *  
  Boulder Gully
8 Turbocharger
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5.11c *** 4
9 Talking Holds
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5.10a ** 14
10 Wallflower
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5.8 1
11 Golden Mongrel
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5.9 1
12 Stroll On
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5.10c 1
13 Sideshow
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5.10c  
  Supervalue Area
15 Supervalue
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5.10c *** 27
16 Public Menace
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5.12a  
17 Superbaked
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5.11c 1
18 True love
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5.11d 3
19 Picket Line
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5.9 ** 22
20 Triage Arete
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5.9 ** 11
21 Cold Comfort
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5.9 *** 32
22 Lust
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5.10d ** 5
23 Loose Lady
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5.9 2
24 Blowzebella
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5.10c  
25 Sensistol
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5.10b  
  Lower Crag X
27 Piece of Pie
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5.9  
28 Side Street
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5.10c  
29 Baby Lizard
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5.10a ** 5
30 Centre Street
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5.10c *** 17
31 The Gloaming
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5.10b * 3
32 Gord's Block
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5.10d  
33 Retiring Joe
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5.11b  
34 Easter Island
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5.8 ** 34
35 Out to Easter
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5.9 ** 7
36 Out To Lunge 5.10b 14
37 Payanoia
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5.9 1
38 Grunt
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5.9  
  Runestone Wall
40 Grani
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5.8 * 1
41 Sigurd
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5.3 ** 2
42 Runestone Pinnacle Left 5.8 ** 1
43 Runestone Pinnacle Right 5.8 ** 1
  Upper Crag X
45 Castle Creep
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5.11b  
46 Up from Despair
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5.10c  
47 Fingerlickin' Good
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5.11a 1
48 Easy Does it
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5.10c  
49 Cosmic Debris
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5.12b  
50 Outer Mongolia
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5.11c  
51 Virgin Stroll
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5.10c **  
52 Sniffer
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5.8  
53 Snorter
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5.8  
  The Black Zawn
55 Token Brits Direct 5.10d *** 3
56 Perfidious Albion 5.10d ** 1
  Crystall Wall
  Lumberland
59 Netsky
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5.10d * 2
60 The GMB
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5.10a *** 11
61 Maple Cream 5.10d ** 1
62 Lumberland 5.10b *** 5
63 It's a Roller
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5.10b * 4
64 Crowd Pleaser
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5.8 ** 8
65 Erica
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5.10b *** 5
66 Jade
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5.10d ** 1
67 Check Mark
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5.7 * 2
68 Kristen
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5.8 * 4
69 One Shot Latte 5.8 ** 2
  Burgers and Fries Left
71 Foot in the Gravy
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5.10d **  
72 Asshole of November
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5.11b 2
73 Pink Panther
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5.11c ** 2
74 Burgers and Fries 5.7 *** 83
75 Peaches and Cream
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5.10b ** 8
76 Genetically Superior Neighbor
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5.11a 1
77 Dusty Eyes
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5.4 ** 40
78 Wisecrack
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5.7 *** 75
79 Catch Me
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5.10a ** 21
80 Catch Me Quicker 5.10b *** 50
81 Over Forty
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5.11a * 3
82 Catch You 5.10c ** 4
83 Move It On Over
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5.9 ** 34
84 Swan Song
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5.11b 1
85 Short and Sweet
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5.10a 1
86 Sweet and Sour
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5.10c  
  Burgers and Fries Right
88 Jammers Delight
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5.7 * 13
89 Easy Breezy 5.7 1
90 Who Needs Bolts?
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5.10a * 3
91 Who Needs Pro?
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5.10b  
92 Predator
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5.10c  
93 High Boltage Line
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5.10a ** 18
94 French Leave
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5.10b ** 5
95 Split Personality
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5.7 11
96 Bilbo Baggins
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5.9 28
97 Sour Grass
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5.7 9
98 Frodo's First Step
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5.6 10
99 Smeagol
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5.8 * 3
100 Libya Sucks 5.7 ** 8
101 Nookie Monster 5.10a ** 4
  Alexis
103 The Alexis Cracks
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5.7 * 7
104 White Streak 5.10c ** 3
105 All You Need Are Jugs
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5.8 2
  High Cliff
107 Twenty Minute Workout
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5.10b ** 7
108 Run Like a Thief 5.10b * 3
109 The Gift *
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5.6 * 1
  Island in the Sky
111 The Kip 5.7 ** 5
112 Fissureman's Friend
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5.8 ** 4
113 Gang of Foreplay * 5.10b 1
  Smoke Bluff Wall Area
  Krack Rock
116 Fairy Ring
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5.6 * 4
117 Turkey Dinner
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5.7 3
118 Lonely Thunder
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5.9 1
119 Koko Crack
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5.10a 4
120 popsickle
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5.7 * 11
121 Pieces of Eight Left
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5.7 2
122 Pieces of Eight Right
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5.10c  
  Smoke Bluffs Wall - Upper Tier
124 Laughing Crack 5.7 *** 48
125 Resoler
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5.12a  
126 Sweet Pea
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M  
  Smoke Bluffs Wall - Zombie Roof
128 Zombie Roof 5.13a ***  
129 Old Age
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5.9 *** 6
  Smoke Bluffs Wall - Mosquito Area
131 S-M's Delight 5.10b *** 24
132 Mosquito
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5.8 *** 75
133 The Smoke Bluff Connection 5.10a *** 36
134 No See Um 5.9 * 4
135 Sphinx'ter Quits
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5.8 ** 18
136 Seam of Destiny 5.10b *** 9
137 Mr. Black 5.9 * 3
138 Curry The Dog 5.8 * 4
139 Phlegmish Dance
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5.8 *** 45
140 Alien Sex Fiends * 5 ** 1
  Battered Ballls
  Neat and Cool
143 Pink Flamingo
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5.10b ** 7
144 Raging Duck
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5.10b * 1
145 Repeat When Necessary
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5.9 * 3
146 Stumps
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5.8 ** 23
147 Sally Five Fingers
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5.8 ** 32
148 Treebeard
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5.7 * 7
149 The Jigsaw Flow
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5.9 * 3
150 Cat Crack
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5.7 *** 61
151 Mousetrap 5.7 *** 25
152 The Edge 5.10a ** 2
153 Corner Crack
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5.7 ** 38
154 Flying Circus
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5.10a ** 73
155 Lieback Flake 5.9 ** 21
156 Cornflakes
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5.7 ** 67
157 Neat and Cool 5.10a *** 68
158 Gross Incompetance
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5.9 *** 4
159 House Music
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5.10c * 1
160 Geritol
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5.10c ** 18
161 Kangaroo Corner 5.11a *** 24
162 Clean Starts 5.7 11
163 Twisted 5.10c 2
164 Neat and Clean
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5.7 * 11
  Pixie Corner
166 Wonderland
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5.9 *** 26
167 White Rabbit 5.10b ** 8
168 Turley's Terror
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5.7 5
169 Joe's Crack
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5.9 ** 12
170 Davy Jones' Locker
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5.7 ** 28
171 Pixie Corner 5.8 *** 54
172 Trixie
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5.10b * 16
  Bughouse Heights
174 Skullduggery 5.10a * 1
175 Fata Morgana
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5.8 * 6
176 Unreality
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5.10c ** 1
  Penny Lane
178 Mirage
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5.11a **  
179 Clandestine Affair
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5.9 *** 22
180 Clandestine Affair Direct Start
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5.10d 5
181 The Yorkshire Gripper 5.11b *** 14
182 Popeye and the Raven 5.10d *** 41
183 Quarryman
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5.8 *** 81
184 Quarryman Direct Finish
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5.10b ** 9
185 Health Hazard
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5.10a ** 15
186 Short People
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5.11a ** 1
187 Up, Up and Away
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5.9 ** 30
188 Witch Doctor's Apprentice
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5.9 * 10
189 Power Windows
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5.11a ** 3
190 Crime of the Century 5.11c *** 31
191 Penny Lane
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5.9 *** 105
192 Climb and Punishment
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5.10d *** 34
193 Partners in Crime
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5.11a *** 21
194 The Ugly American 5.10b * 6
195 Just for Howie
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5.8 1
196 Werewolves of London 5.11a *** 12
  Penny Lane Gully
198 The Great Unknown
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5.12a ****  
199 Primary Perception
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5.13c ****  
200 Under the Greenwood Tree
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5.10d **  
201 Hangover
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5.10d **  
202 Girth
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5.12b ***  
  Lunch Break Wall
204 Bernie
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5.6 **  
205 Forty-two
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5.10b **  
206 Pregnant Paws
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5.11d **  
207 Squirt
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5.10b ***  
  Spiderfly
209 Spiderfly 5.12a ***  
210 Something Short
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5.10d **  
  Above Penny Lane
  Split Beaver
213 Sportive Tricks
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5.10b **  
214 Aquaductus
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5.10b *  
215 Proximus
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5.11b **  
216 Heavenly Ladder
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5.9 * 4
217 Orifice Fish
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5.9 ** 6
218 Split Beaver
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5.10b *** 10
219 Organ Failure
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5.11c *  
220 Y Not
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5.10c **  
221 The What Doctor
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5.10c **  
222 Salal Jam 5.8 ** 4
223 Asleep At The Wheel 5.8 4
224 Poorly Groomed
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5.11b ***  
225 My Very Own Fault
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5.7 *  
226 Crimson Crack
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5.10b **  
227 Silhouette Arete
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5.10d **  
  Pink Cliff
229 Fidget with Your Digits 5.10b *  
230 Bolt It and They Will Come 5.10c **  
231 People of Size 5.6 ** 3
232 Vertically Challenged
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5.9 ** 1
233 Gender Neutral 5.10d ** 1
234 Pat on the Back 5.10a **  
235 Environmentally Friendly 5.7 * 3
236 Fingernipper
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5.10d **  
237 Fist Job
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5.10b **  
238 Wankulator
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5.10d ** 1
239 Deception
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5.10a **  
240 Slotty Little Bastard
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5.11b *  
  Fern Gully
242 Dog-Legging
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5.8 * 7
243 Fern Gully
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5.4 ** 14
244 Tools of Moss Destruction
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5.11b ***  
245 The Space Between
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5.11d ***  
246 Rampage
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5.9 * 8
247 Christa's Revenge
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5.7 ** 4
248 Hexxus's Red X's
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5.7 *  
  Ronin's Corner
250 Astral Travels
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5.8 * 1
251 Platform Corner
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5.8 3
252 The Inbetweener 5.10d ** 2
253 Ridge Runner
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5.9 *** 11
254 Wobbler
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5.10b * 5
255 Desperado
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5.10c * 3
256 Magical Child
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5.8 ** 12
257 Skydancing
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5.10c *** 6
258 MCM
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5.6 * 19
259 Sammy's Frog
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5.10c *** 4
  Elephant's Arse
261 Elephant's Arse Crack
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5.10c * 2
262 Elephantiasis 5.10c *** 4
263 The Roark Building
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5.12c ***  
264 Senate Seat
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5.12a ***  
265 Terminator Two
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5.10a ***  
  Loop Trail Crags
  Nubile Woman
268 Nubile Woman 5.10a * 8
269 Old Maid
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5.10a * 2
  Octopus' Garden
271 Coronary Bypass 5.10a ** 4
272 Unearthly Delights 5.9 *** 22
273 Root Canal 5.8 * 8
274 Monkey Quotient
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5.9 * 7
275 Pipe Dream 5.8 * 15
276 Octopus' Garden in the Shade 5.8 *** 56
277 Leonissisation 5.12a ** 2
278 Edible Panties
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5.7 ** 29
279 Call Any Vegetable
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5.8 * 6
280 Harry's Crack
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5.8 ** 5
281 Just for Elise
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5.10d **  
  Skunk Hollow
283 Ryan's Crack
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5.12b **  
284 Meet the Clampetts
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5.10c ***  
285 Little Barron
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5.11d **  
286 Short and Sweet
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5.11d **  
287 Middle Crisis 5.12a ***  
288 Don't Touch Me, Tomato
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5.12b ***  
  Funarama
290 First Class
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5.9 *** 18
291 Working Class 5.11c * 1
292 Squatter's Rights
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5.7 *** 15
293 Smallpox 5.10d * 1
294 Funtastic
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5.7 * 2
295 Fun
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5.9 * 2
296 Ethan's Crack
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5.6 * 3
297 Funky
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5.7 * 2
298 September Song
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5.10c ** 2
299 Sweet Songster
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5.10d ** 2
300 Point Blank
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5.9 ** 3
301 Funarama
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5.9 ** 7
302 Funarampa
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5.8 * 1
303 Crouching Squirrel
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5.5 ** 4
304 Cheeze The Cat
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5.6 ** 4
305 Things to do when it Rains
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5.4 * 6
306 The Hopper
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5.7 * 1
307 The French Maid
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5.4 ** 5
  Cheap Mango Wall
309 Redug
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5.9 **  
310 Salal Sodomy
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5.7 **  
  Call It A Day
312 Chopper Malone
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5.6 * 3
313 Clean Streak
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5.6 ** 6
314 Ramp-o-rama
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5.6 * 3
315 Buster
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5.7 ** 4
316 Pee Wee
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5.7 * 1
  Tunnel Rock
318 The Constant Gardener
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5.8 ** 3
319 Easy skankin * 5.10c ** 1
320 Sunstroker 5.10a ** 3
  Climbs of UNKNOWN AREAS
322 Electric Ball
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5.11b *** 5
323 Crab Cracks 5.8 * 1
324 Deception 5.10a * 2
  Cabin Boy's Office
326 Zigidy Zags
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5.10a 2
327 The Lumpy Way
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5.10b 2
328 Way of the Wife
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5.10b 1
329 Peaceful Warrior
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5.9 1
330 Dugh!
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5.8 2
331 Cabin Boys
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5.10d  
332 Chop Chop 5.11c  
333 Irie Ites Man
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5.10a  
334 Chansaw Massacre
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5.10d  
335 Wet Dream
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5.10a  
336 Eagle Claw Technique
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5.12d  
337 The Truck Stop 5.6 ** 2
338 Birthday Boy 5.7 *  
339 Fist Job
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5.10b ** 3
340 Splat
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5.10d * 3
341 Fred Snails
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5.11a * 2
342 Introitus * 5.10c 1
343 Coffee Time 5.9 * 1
344 Too Pink to Think * 5.11b 1
345 Green Chimney * 5.8 1
346 Red Nails *
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5.11d *** 1
347 Monkey Song * 5.10b 1
348 X-Ray
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5.1  
349 Sunny November
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5.9 1
350 Friction Addiction
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5.10b  
351 Bucky Ki-yea
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5.10c  
352 Frying Brownies
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5.10a 3
353 Casey
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5.10a  
354 Mr Dressup
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5.8 4
355 Councillors Groove
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5.7 3
356 Prey
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5.5 7
357 Exit Stage Left
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5.6 * 7
358 Gollum 5.7 12
359 Unknown 5.5 * 1
360 So nice I did her twice 5.9 2
361 Hornets Delight
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5.10b  
362 UNKNOWN1 WI-2 1
363 Senile Saunter
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5.10c  
364 Outrage
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5.10d  
365 Indignation 5.11a  
366 Long Distance Feeling
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5.11a  
367 Sparky's Crack
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5.8  
368 Goobledegook
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5.8  
369 Jabberwocky
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5.10a *** 28
370 Coffee Break 5.8 * 1
371 Clean Starts Variation 5.9 ** 9
372 UNKNOWN WI-2 * 1
373 Sparkletoast
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5.7 2
374 Finger, Hand and Fist
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5.9 *** 3
  One Toque Wall
  Jug Slab
377 David's
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5.6 * 15
378 Stepladder 5.7 17
379 Moominland 5.9 16
380 Hamish's
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5.6 12
381 Robin's Route
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5.10c **  
  Fatty Bolger
383 Rumours
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5.10a **  
384 Where's Roxie
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5.11a **  
385 Bumper
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5.11c **  
386 Fatty Bolger
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5.11a ***  
387 The Leading Edge
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5.11a **  
388 Beached Whale
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5.10c  
  Ferret's Folly
390 Cold Metal 5.11a 1
391 Earth Trip 5.6 12
392 Ferrets Folly
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5.7 9
393 Green and Black
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5.9 * 3
394 Right On Jennejohn 5.10a 6
  The Zip
396 Gaia
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5.12b ***  
397 The Zip 5.10a *** 37
398 Sole Proprietorship
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5.11a ** 2
399 Crystal Ball 5.10b 7
400 Noonday Ridge * 5.10b ** 1
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