Eh? And not a green in sight. Perhaps golfers and walkers should carry a 50m rope and a selection of nuts and slings. I was half expecting the sign to go on and tell me a mandatory high-visibility vest was required. And a risk assessment before getting out of the car. What a bunch of tossers, eh?

I think that bit of land belongs to Jerremy Clarkson, the Top Gear presenter. So yes, "tosser" would be right.