A supervillain with sparkly fairy princess shoes and "twist 'n' grow hairstyle".
Expelled from reform school for bad behaviour at the age of six, I turned to a life of high tech crime. By the age of ten I was sentenced to life in a high security jail. Prison changed me. I swore to devote my life to avenging all utter wastrels like myself if I ever got out. After leading a daring break out I contacted the underworlds top supervillains to form a team of masked avengers with superpowers and a stunning collection of sparkly dresses
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