Acid-tongued traditionalist bigot. Comparatively cuddly in real life. Now a chess player: never climb.
Best Climbing Experience Too many to recount, but for some reason doing Edge Lane and Archangel the same day comes to mind - cold clear winter evening, the grit, a good mate, you know the sort of thing.
Favourite Climbing-Related Discussion Topic Routes. Modern degeneracy. Cock-showing contests generally (amuse me a good deal more than is creditable).
Best Onsights Trad - E6 Bouldering - V6 Sport - 7b
Worked Grades Trad - E7 Bouldering - V8
Favourite Crag/Rock Blackchurch Rhyolite
Favourite Wall Mile End
Favourite Climbs Widespread Ocean of Fear
A Midsummer Night's Dream
lots of others.
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