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My First Outdoor Lead (111) - A Poem by a Fat Lad

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At the top out of the actual climb.

A Poem by a Fat Lad

On a cold Winter's day not long ago,
I made my first lead at a place called Cadshaw.
The climb was easy it, was but a Diff,
But the thought of falling made me tense and stiff.

I racked my gear one clip at a time,
So far I thought all is fine.
More wires and cams than I surely would need,
But my minds dire warning I intended to heed.
Take it all it may save your life,
or at the very least save you some strife.

I tied on, checked and felt heavy,
about to start "Climb when ready".
And so I was off full of wonder but no real fear,
until I tried to place my first gear.

A big nut a few feet from the deck,
it wouldn't go in "oh cr&p, oh fe%k".
And suddenly neatly in it sat,
I climbed on and that was that.

10m of climbing and 8 pieces of gear,
and once at the top I let out a great cheer.
As a climber I was now whole
and already thinking of my next goal.

And so up a second small climb,
it felt much harder I really took my time.

But thanks go to my second for his time,
stood still far so long it was almost a crime.
This is now what I do,
and maybe some day I'll climb alongside you.

And I promise to not say anything in rhyme! ;)

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Write approximately 500 words about your first outdoor lead and supply an image of you climbing (not necessarily your first lead) and submit to: http://www.ukclimbing.com/articles/send.html

The competition will be judged by us here at DMM and the winner announced on Monday 24th December and will win a complete DMM rack worth £500.

But more than that, everyone who submits an essay will receive a spot prize.

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