In reply to The Flying Giraffe: I should have replied to this earlier, but I'm getting tired of hearing myself apologise again and again (and no doubt you lot are too). Broken promise, after broken promise doesn't really help anybody - like Dave said, 'soon'.
Its been a steep learning curve and I was very naive and no doubt there are still unforeseen problems waiting to trip me up in the final furlong.
If its any consolation, the final proofs look amazing.
I liked the Guinness analogy - I can see those mighty horses charging the beach on the crest of a vast and powerful wave, nostrils flaring, manic eyes bulging and each with a copy of the book clamped firmly between rows of tomb stone teeth. As the waves break and the mythical horses vanish into the ether, a hail of mythical books rain down upon the beach. Flying Giraffe steps forward, grabs his very own personal copy and runs for the hills...or something like that.