"Oh, God. Is this like David Cameron loving the Smiths? Yes, but with an extra level of irony that Green, or his wife, may have noticed.
What’s that? The song tells of playing games with a spoilt boy who has his own Dukla Prague away kit, and it ends with the same boy as an adult handing the singer his unemployment benefit. Green was himself the work and pensions secretary until last month, making him the boss of the UK benefit system.