The UKC team recently returned from the annual gear-fest in Munich: ISPO 2018. Here are some video interviews with brand representatives, who talked us through the key features of their latest creations.
I'm going to go with Astroman Enduro Corner. Criminally I haven't actually done it though, but am hoping to rectify that this spring. All I need is a pact between all my friends not to mention anything to Penny about the Harding Slot in the months to follow. Ignorance is (probably) bliss...
I'd imagine Dan and Theo would love to hang out with you after receiving such enlightening feedback, not to mention the rest of the team.
Jokes aside we're all up for feedback, but might I suggest you phrase it in a less insulting/more constructive manner? I've found this tends to receive a lot warmer reception (in virtually every walk of life).