In reply to Steve Kirman:
These aren't to everyone's tastes but.....
Only here for the buffet.
Man, I feel like a woman.
Dontcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me.
Hang on, I think I left the gas on.
George Bush's english teachers.
I'll have a Babycham.
As an aside, I used to go to a quiz fairly regularly where the quizmaster would always ask the top three teams to stand up when he read out their names. Needless to say, we called ourselves "the real slim shady". I've never been so happy about finishing third....