> Then buy her the slinky, lacy number that she thinks you're getting her, and turn the heating up...
So spend money of underwear and then spend money on heating too!! You must be a fool. I'll buy her some extra thick PJs and turn the heating down.
If I wanted to look at scantily clad ladies I'd go on the internet. I need a wife to clutter up the house, invest in handbag and shoes, and to make lists of things that need doing.