In reply to Stuart the postie:
You've met my dad. He's 5' 4" as well, but he has the advantage of the 'broken nose' menace.
He actually fell off his bike age 8 and by the time his face had de- swollen to the size of a size 5 fitba he had a crooked boxer's nose but the vibe of the nose gives you that 'air'.
Jason Kirk- we'll organise a tag team match between my dad and Lewis Collins vs your dad and Denis Waterman.