In reply to Tim Chappell:
> (In reply to MHutch)
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> At first I was nonplussed by this line-- "Anything else? If I wanted anything else I'd have got in in my trolley already, wouldn't I--and then it wouldn't be 'anything else'?"
In the end, fractious and impatient, I went into a crowded McDonald's, waited a century in a long, ragged line, which made me even more fractious and impatient, and finally ordered a cup of coffee and an Egg McMuffin.
'Do you want an apple turnover with that?' asked the spotty young man who served me.
'I'm sorry,' I said, 'do I appear to be brain-damaged?'
'Pardon?'
'Correct me if I'm wrong, but I didn't ask for an apple turnover, did I?'
'Uh . . . no.'
'So do I look as if I have some mental condition that would render me unable to request an apple turnover if I wanted one?'
'No, it's just that we're told to ask everyone like.'
'What, you think everyone in Edinburgh is brain-damaged?'
'We're just told to ask everyone like.'
'Well, I don't want an apple turnover, which is why I didn't ask for one. Is there anything else you'd like to know if I don't want?'
'We're just told to ask everyone.'
'Do you remember what I do want?'
He looked in confusion at his till. 'Uh, an Egg McMuffin and a cup of coffee.'
'Do you think I might have it this morning or shall we talk some more?'
'Oh, uh, right, I'll just get it.'
'Thank you.'
(Notes From A Small Island)