In reply to BRILLBRUM:
Thought you might like a gross update
It all went a bit pear-shaped on Sunday morning, eyelid the size of a squash ball and as sore as hell, what followed was a 1pm to 2am journey through A&E courtesy of being bumped from Solihull, to Heartlands, to Birmingham City Hospital (eye hospital) where all said 'oooh you should have been seen as a priority' and 'ohhhhhh we're not touching that you need to see an ophthalmic Consultant' but at 2am at the eye A&E they countered this with 'yeah it's bad, eye A&E closed at 7pm but we're not getting the consultant out of bed because you're not about to die, so come back in the morning, clinic opens at 8:30 but there are no appointments, you'll just have to wait your turn.'
Up bright and early, looking like a freak, put the frit on the Uber driver who put his mask on (yep, he did) and I was in and out in half an hour, eyelid expertly anaesthetised, sliced the back of it open, gobbets of puss everywhere, cyst sack snipped out, and a mahoosive dose of antibiotics to cure everything. Subsequently as my eyelid has de-swollen the stretched skin on it and around it is sloughing off and I look like the Singing Detective.
An observation or two - don't get ill at the weekend. A&E is fantastic if you are at death's door but if it's anything else the NHS is shot to shit and you will be there for ever. Take a book, take a phone charger, hell take a picnic, you are always going to be in A&E for the long hall! Also, the racists really do come out after dark, and I've never been so ashamed to be receiving such fantastic service under such extreme pressure whilst hearing idiots saying the worst of things to the best of people who are ultimately only trying to do their best for those very same racists.
Finally - cherish our NHS, f@ck the Tories!
Post edited at 17:52