In reply to DaveHK:
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> Personally I'm holding out for a Babelfish like in hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.
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My wife has just translated that for me!
> Until then it's google translate and english spoken loud and slow.
For me it's Russian spoken badly, in (apparently) a German accent, with long, gormless, stares into the distance between words.