In reply to Norrie Muir:
a bit o bar-room mountaineer verse for you (from the 1970's)
Come all you Glencoe tigers, if ye'll only lend an ear,
I'll tell ye o' a creature called the bar-room mountaineer.
Ye'll know him when you see him, when ye look him in the teeth,
For he's either oan the table or mair likely underneath.
He sings and shouts and looks the part, brags o all his stunts,
In his Joe Brown shirt, his Haston hat and his Bonnington Y-fronts,
but the climb that he's most famous for, it's known both near and far,
as the double traverse o the gantry in the Clachaig public bar.