In reply to Anonymous:
Two scousers are riding along the M62 from Manchester to Liverpool on a motorbike. They break down and start hitching a lift. A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the scousers ask him for a lift. He tells them that he has no room in the wagon, as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls. The scousers persuade the driver that they can fit in the back with the 20,000 bowling balls, so he agrees.
They manage to squeeze themselves and their motorbike into the back of the wagon so the driver shuts the doors and gets off on his way. By this time he is really late and so puts his foot down.
Sure enough, a police car pulls him over for speeding. The officer asks the driver what he is carrying & the driver sarcastically replies, " Scouse eggs". The policeman obviously doesn't believe this & so he takes a look.
He opens the back door and quickly slams it and locks it shut.
He rushes back to his cruiser and gets onto his radio and calls for immediate backup from as many officers as possible.
The dispatcher asks what is the emergency that requires so many officers. "I've got a truck with 20,000 Scouse eggs in it - 2 have already hatched and the b·······s have managed to nick a motorbike already!!"