In reply to mikehike:
> (In reply to existing debt)
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> I recently had a Ferrari slow alongside, drop a cog and floor it leaving me in a puff of rubber dust. Wanker
We had 15 of them do that in a tunnel in the Alps while I was trying to ascertain that my partner who'd crashed was ok and another cyclist who'd come to our aid and also crashed was picking himself up off the road. In retrospect, awesome. At the time, 15 wankers.
OP:
'Get a job.' shouted at me by someone in a car that was worth no more than a quarter of my bike;
'Nice legs.' from a female bin-woman;
'Nice arse.' from a bloke in a Ford Mustang;
'POOOOOFFFFF!' from someone passing me when I was pushing up a hill.