UKC

What do I do now?

In reply to andrew breckill:

Get a few mates to spot you whilst you try and click on one of the other buttons!


Chris

In reply to andrew breckill:

Take your shirt off and try to blend in, you do have a stupid hat don't you?

In reply to andrew breckill:

Yeh its too late now your in , no going back , shirt off big silly hat on , half kilo of chalk in builders buckets by your side , slight grimace then get grunting dooooooooooooode !

you may need atleast 2 hours of wub wub dubstep wibbleing away as well . . .

In reply to andrew breckill:

Get all your mates to stand around calling you 'gay' while you fall off the same holds two hundred times, smothering them in chalk and then brushing it off between each attempt. Then, having failed to climb anything, but done a fair amount of damage to the rock, go home complaining that it's too warm (not that you're trying a problem that's far too hard for you) despite the fact that it's the middle of winter. Then, before you try the problem again, go on campus board until you've got tedonitis, despite the fact that you failed miserably on your project because your footwork was crap.

In reply to andrew breckill:

You've got the postage dude now send it!

In reply to andrew breckill:
And how often do you hear boulderers slagging off trad climbers?Get a life you sad little shit.....

In reply to Jon Stewart:

Dude, have you been spying on me?

In reply to andrew breckill: Well basically you go out have a laugh and try push yourself and your mates to achieve the best that you can, and go home happy and tired.
If you want the thread to shift to the winter climbing section however, you just get bitter and twisted while sitting in your armchair and I think UKC automatically shifts the thread.

In reply to andrew breckill:


You need to learn how to get excited 3 metres above a mattress.

You'll also need an armoury of excuses for when you get 'returned to sender'. You'll need to study all about the dew point, here you go:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dew_point

In reply to Sherlock:

Haha. Serious bite alert. Go and hug your mummy.

In reply to andrew breckill:

Chortle. "My preferred version of an essentially meaningless pastime is better then your version". Moronic.

In reply to Sherlock: They're all just bitter that the crux of their hardest problems amount to no more than a V2.