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From the Police Community Forum:

Dear Theresa, it's not the number of MPs that counts it's how you use them. You have to do more with less that's all

https://twitter.com/PolComForum/status/873186390539988993

In reply to Martin W:

This is funny.

youtube.com/watch?v=mtRJsAgShUE&

In reply to Gone for good:


You think so? I lasted about a minute and that was a minute wasted.

The OP, on the other hand - that's funny!

In reply to john arran:

Maybe this will bring a smile.....

Times sketchwriter Patrick Kidd writes...

The Times

Posted at9:53

Theresa May spread out the map of Northern Ireland on the cabinet table. 'So let me see if I’ve got this right,' she said to Nickanfi, her double-headed chief adviser. 'The green bits are held by Sinn Fein?'

Nickanfi nodded and hissed a little. 'And the reddish areas belong to our new friends and allies, the DUP, on whom our stronganstable leadership depends?' Another nod.

Then Mrs May saw a large blue area on the map. 'Aha,' she said. 'And I suppose this is where all the Conservative MPs are to be found?' Nickanfi cleared their throats. 'Not quite, prime minister,' they said. 'That’s Lough Neagh.' It had been a long and difficult night for Mrs May.

Read Patrick's column

In reply to Martin W:

I saw that. Brilliant.

In reply to Gone for good:

Nickanfi have fallen on their swords.

Gone and forgotten.

In reply to Martin W:

Tweet of the day today: Caption beneath a picture of TM.

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