/ Sarcastic Pride of Britain Awards

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pasbury on 01 Dec 2017
It’s December, time to make us all feel really, really proud of some national heroes.
Nominate one person and their achievements in 2017.
This will be fun.
Crewey-Rob on 01 Dec 2017
In reply to pasbury:

Nigel Farage for his services to broadcasting and light entertainment on the radio (after buggering off from politics, post referendum "success").
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Andy Hardy on 01 Dec 2017
In reply to pasbury:
The Rt. Hon. D. Green, for showing that the Tory party really do attract wankers
Post edited at 21:35
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Yanis Nayu - on 01 Dec 2017
In reply to Andy Hardy:

Looks like he’s spunked his career away.
toad - on 01 Dec 2017
In reply to pasbury:
Katie Hopkins. for serving as a bad example
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Stichtplate on 01 Dec 2017
In reply to Yanis Nayu:

Had it all and he tossed it all away.
Yanis Nayu - on 01 Dec 2017
In reply to Stichtplate:

It was in his hands.
Stichtplate on 01 Dec 2017
In reply to Yanis Nayu:

Someone should have got a grip on the honourable member.



Oh, hang on a minute.....
no_more_scotch_eggs - on 02 Dec 2017
In reply to Andy Hardy:

Well, I think he should get some recognition for getting so many people involved in discussions about important political events

He really is a great mass debater
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pasbury on 02 Dec 2017
In reply to Andy Hardy:
Let he who is without sin etc
Post edited at 00:34
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tom_in_edinburgh - on 02 Dec 2017
In reply to no_more_scotch_eggs:
> He really is a great mass debater

Safe pair of hands as Deputy PM. Although perhaps more suited to a spending ministry.
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birdie num num - on 02 Dec 2017
In reply to Andy Hardy:

I like wanking. And I especially like it while I watch porn.
Hurrah for porn!
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FactorXXX - on 02 Dec 2017
In reply to birdie num num:

I like wanking. And I especially like it while I watch porn.
Hurrah for porn!


Any particular genre?
birdie num num - on 02 Dec 2017
In reply to pasbury:

Anyway, back on topic.... Pride of Britain goes to Jeremy Corbyn....... Hugged a few Grenfell victims......Vocal (ish) on Brexit (from a position of safety) utter weak, shit, opportunist glory seeker.
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birdie num num - on 02 Dec 2017
In reply to FactorXXX:

Mature. Hairy.
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FactorXXX - on 02 Dec 2017
In reply to birdie num num:

Mature. Hairy.

Like Mrs num num but without the warts and cudgel then?
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birdie num num - on 02 Dec 2017
In reply to FactorXXX:

Exactly!.....
A hairy fanny, rather than a hairy chin
FactorXXX - on 02 Dec 2017
In reply to birdie num num:

Exactly!.....
A hairy fanny, rather than a hairy chin


Vintage porn!
Hairy fannies, hairy ball sacks and a semblance of a story line.
The good old days...

Lusk - on 02 Dec 2017
In reply to FactorXXX:

I know, it used to be a good business being a plumber.
FactorXXX - on 02 Dec 2017
In reply to Lusk:

I know, it used to be a good business being a plumber.

Ballcocks!

Big Ger - on 02 Dec 2017
In reply to birdie num num:
> Anyway, back on topic.... Pride of Britain goes to Jeremy Corbyn....... Hugged a few Grenfell victims......Vocal (ish) on Brexit (from a position of safety) utter weak, shit, opportunist glory seeker.

You forgot "male model";

https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2017/12/pri_61668973.jpg?w=748&h=984&crop=1

> "We've shot many politicians for our cover ... but never have we encountered such a ring. Obviously [Labour director of communications] Seumas Milne and his crew are very particular gate-keepers. "They didn't really seem to understand the process at all, didn't understand (a) that he would have to be photographed in the first place (b) that he would need to be presentable or that he couldn't just turn up in his anorak.

> "When he actually turned up for the shoot it was almost like he was being pushed around like a grandpa for the family Christmas photograph. He wasn't particularly aware of what was going on. But we're very pleased with what we ended up with."
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Pete Pozman - on 02 Dec 2017
In reply to pasbury:

Rees Mogg for being the most British person in the history of this great country.
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summo on 02 Dec 2017
In reply to pasbury:

Would appear GQ magazine have awarded Corbyn best dressed man of 2017.

Mathematician of the year goes to....
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msp1987 - on 02 Dec 2017
In reply to birdie num num:

Keep telling yourself this. He will be the next Prime Minister.
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msp1987 - on 02 Dec 2017
In reply to Big Ger:

The person who said this wasn't even at the photo shoot or interview. Plus he wrote a book about Davey Cameron ???? Biased perhaps?
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Andy Hardy on 02 Dec 2017
In reply to pasbury:

Absolutely, but there's a time and a place. I don't think the office is the place (maybe I'm not adventurous enough)
Yanis Nayu - on 02 Dec 2017
In reply to Andy Hardy:

I think we should be encouraging wanking in public office(s) because it limits the amount of damage they can do while working.
Bogwalloper - on 02 Dec 2017
In reply to msp1987:

> The person who said this wasn't even at the photo shoot or interview. Plus he wrote a book about Davey Cameron ???? Biased perhaps?

Yes, GQ editor Dylan Jones. Top Tory supporter, Mail on Sunday columnist and David Cameron's mate. (Don't tell Big Ger lol)

W
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Stichtplate on 02 Dec 2017
In reply to pasbury:

How about Theresa May for managing to remain so strong and stable despite all those weird noises coming from Damian's office next door.
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summo on 02 Dec 2017
In reply to Yanis Nayu:

> I think we should be encouraging wanking in public office(s) because it limits the amount of damage they can do while working.

Problem is some folk are quite resourceful, Bill Clinton outsourced it, so he can could remain hands free and work away.
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Yanis Nayu - on 02 Dec 2017
In reply to summo:

Ha!
Andy Hardy on 02 Dec 2017
In reply to summo:

Thinking outside the box?
tom_in_edinburgh - on 02 Dec 2017
In reply to summo:

> Problem is some folk are quite resourceful, Bill Clinton outsourced it, so he can could remain hands free and work away.

And nothing untoward on his computer because it was all on Monica's dress.
DerwentDiluted - on 02 Dec 2017
In reply to pasbury:

I'll nominate,

For services to the 1920s, Jacob Rees Mogg.
For the Mr Kipling award for services to arcane Imperialist prose, Boris Johnson.
For courage in the face of extremists, and managing to carry on his duties despite his obvious pain and discomfort, Tom Watson.
For services to integration of the elderly into mainstream life, the Liberal Democrats.
The unbuttered parsnips award, to all in Government who heaped fine words on the emergency services this year, apparently they will receive a 1% increase in fine words next year.

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Tony the Blade on 03 Dec 2017
In reply to Andy Hardy:

> The Rt. Hon. D. Green, for showing that the Tory party really do attract wankers

Isn't he the chap that recently splashed out on a new keyboard?

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