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Does this really bruise the male ego?

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Mandy Love 26 Aug 2004


Does a female laughing at the size of your manhood honestly bruise your ego??

Ms Love
 CENSORED 26 Aug 2004
In reply to Mandy Love: No, I'm used to it!
climbing haggis 26 Aug 2004
In reply to Mandy Love:

No, but it is the surest form of contraception.

Danny Fitz 26 Aug 2004
In reply to Mandy Love:

Not really. I guess no more then a male giggling at your stretch marks, cellulite, saggy tits and expanding gut.....
whippet 26 Aug 2004
In reply to Mandy Love:

reminds me of a bit from an irvine welsh? novel:

girl: 'who do you think yer going to please wi'that?'

bloke: 'myself..'
trolly 26 Aug 2004
In reply to Mandy Love: what about laughing at your hippo mouth fanny?
OP Anonymous 26 Aug 2004
In reply to Mandy Love:Think about it,a man might think i hope it's big enough,i hope she enjoys it,i hope she doesn't think i'm hopeless in bed,what if i get dumped for havinig a small penis,i wander if she talks about how differnet men are to her friends,i really like her i hope i'm not hopeless in bed. Probably there's not a lot of reason for this insecurity sometimes but it exists.
rich 26 Aug 2004
In reply to Mandy Love: nervous laughter is alright
 KeithW 26 Aug 2004
In reply to rich:
> (In reply to Mandy Love) nervous laughter is alright

LOL!
Best answer yet!

 Clare 26 Aug 2004
In reply to Mandy Love:

I've never laughed at anyone's knob. Oh, except for the bloke with the 2" one. He deserved it though.

on that basis, I've only ever met one bloke who wasn't concerned in the slightest about the size of his knob. Perhaps because it was massive. Funny, that.
Clauso 26 Aug 2004
In reply to Mandy Love:

I fail to see what's so funny about 11 inches of engorged love sausage.
 Glen 26 Aug 2004
In reply to Clauso: It's pretty funny when you put it like that!
sloper 26 Aug 2004
In reply to Mandy Love: It normally would, but last time I think this happened I was strangling the b1tch with her tights and wasn't sure what she was saying (perhaps dear god don't kill me) so, to cut a long story short at the time I felt like a rampaging god.
JJJJ 26 Aug 2004
In reply to sloper:

i know mandy love isn't to be taken seriously, but that's a wee bit extreme, even for a tory.
J.
trolly 26 Aug 2004
In reply to JJJJ: ladies love to blow my skin flute
sloper 26 Aug 2004
In reply to JJJJ: Maybe but GOD told me to post it.
 BrianT 26 Aug 2004
In reply to Mandy Love: I wouldn't know, love.
 Norrie Muir 26 Aug 2004
In reply to Mandy Love:
> Does a female laughing at the size of your manhood honestly bruise your ego??
>
Dear Mandy

Never happened to me, however, a few women nearly choked at the size of it.

Norrie
Beast 26 Aug 2004
In reply to Norrie Muir:
Oops, and I thought Norrie was a girl's name. Sorry mate.
 sutty 26 Aug 2004
In reply to Mandy Love:

Not often, sometimes I have to show them how it will satisfy them even though it is only 2"





















thick
Clauso 26 Aug 2004
In reply to sutty:

... and there was me waiting for "From the ground!".

MarcC tells me that his is one inch....






































I don't know why you're looking down here for a punchline. He really did say that it's one inch long. The evidence is (nearly) there for all to see on his profile.
 Tiggs 26 Aug 2004
In reply to Mandy Love:

Do women laugh? I thought the 'form' was to say "size really doesn't matter". On a similar note it would seem that David Niven had an exceptionally wide and large member (according to his biography and several people who witnessed its glory). Is it true that many hollywood stars have large ones? Colin Farrell and Will Smith inter alia are, I have read, reputed to be well endowed.
 BennyBoy 26 Aug 2004
In reply to sloper: Get over your self!
 cliff shasby 26 Aug 2004
In reply to Mandy Love: this thread reminds me of a quote from roasanne barr....the only reson men can read maps and women cant is only men can ubderstand the concept of an inch meaning a mile!
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