In reply to Dan Arkle:
It's shit. Not as shit as some Bond films but more shit than others. I believe it's rated 12 or 12a. Lots of people get killed and it has a few scary moments and mildly baffling array of villains.
Back story required? no.
Suitable material for a nervous child before bedtime? no.
Hard to keep awake while you are accompanying the child? A bit. In my case I was aided by being able to tut-tut the popcorn throwing teenage morons taking flash photos of the screen in front of me which added more spice than the plot.
Main question I had at the end was does Remi Malek actually ever act or does he just wear different make up and read an autocue out loud while swivelling his eyes independently like a chameleon?
My supplementary questions were: is all this product placement worth it? Followed by did range rover pay for this (as in no bad press)?
I can't discuss the child's questions without spoilers.
Edit: I should add it is too long by about an hour
Post edited at 08:55