In reply to Touching Centauri: The most funniest thing ever though was on his Radio One evening show on Wednesdays. There I was sitting doing my homework, and he says that REM are in trouble for advocating the benefits of eating whales, then played this song.
SHINY FLAPPY MEATY CREATURE
When you are hungry
You're not hungry
You are starving
Oh
Body, body, nutrient
Nutrition, stomach, stomach empty
Fill it
Oh
Hey!
What's on my plate? (eat)
No it's not some fish (hey)
It's part of your culture to hunt it (hey)
And it's flipper-licking good
Yummy-yum (whale)
[chorus]
Eat meat, whale meat
When you need a treat
(shiny flappy meaty creature)
Pull that baby off the teat
Fill its face with tail meat
(smiling Jappy people nourished)
What are whales for if not for eating?
It's good to kill 'em
They're not exactly pretty
Hate their stupid noise
And their ugly little eye - die!
[chorus]
Here come the whaling fleet
Meat, greet, eaty treat
(come and help me cut this blubber up)
(come and help me cut this blubber u-up)
(whale)