In reply to Lankyman:
> Rub a bit of mud on it and whistle nonchalantly as you hand back the keys. I have actually done this after our driver had spun it off the road.
This is like the chicken and the egg. What came first, Car Hire companies trying to rip of customers, or customers trying to rip off Car Hire companies.
I have this vision, maybe 30 years ago, in a small house in Alicante, a young couple, called Crachitto, with a baby boy called Timmyo, trying to build a business.
Mrs Cratchito walks in and finds Roberto, sobbing.
Why Roberto, whatever is the matter?
Mrs Cratchito, a customer called Ebeneezer, brought a car back, seemed a nice man, one I could trust, the car was a bit dirty, but I trusted him. But when I cleaned the car, he had hidden damage, and because of the cost we cannot afford to shop this week, there will be no Goose for us this Christmas……..
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