On the back of Michael Gove et al and their "me too" confessions. Which drug would you associated with each political party.
Conservatives, clearly cocaine, self centred, arrogant and uncaring.
Lib dem, cannabis, gentle, well meaning but lacking the drive to actually do anything.
Green, lsd, occasional moments of clarity surrounded by nonsense.
Labour, alcohol, mostly jolly, can be maudlin, occasionally turning nasty.
Any further thoughts?