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Rosie A 01 Oct 2007
Grrr.... why do pub names have to be sooo boring, like 'The White Hart' or 'The Hare and Hounds'?

What would you call a pub, if you had one?

I like 'Slap & Tickle', (one of that name in Tibshelf), 'The Silent Woman' (of Aldery fame) and 'The Dog House' (as in, 'where's Dad?' He's in t'Dog 'ouse!'.
 DougG 01 Oct 2007
In reply to Rosie A:

There used to be this pub in Shoreditch... well, you know what a lot of the pubs there feature. (I'll give you a clue - burds gettin their kit aff)

It was called The Spreadeagle.

I had the misfortune to be in there once (long story). Total bloody flea-pit.
 CJD 01 Oct 2007
In reply to Rosie A:

The Dog and Gun.

The house I grew up in was called that, see.
Rosie A 01 Oct 2007
In reply to DougG:

Ha! I always thought the Atlantic in Brixton should swap signs with the Meat Market opposite...
 Blue Straggler 01 Oct 2007
In reply to Rosie A:

The Blue Straggler!
 timo.t 01 Oct 2007
In reply to Rosie A: A Salt and Battery ..(its in new york, i saw it on some program and stuck, english pub there, thought it quite funny at the time)
 Enty 01 Oct 2007
In reply to Rosie A:

From my personal experience you'll have more crack, meet far more interesting people and get a better pint in a pub called the Red lion or The Rose and Crown as oppposed to a pub called the Frog and Lettuce.

The Ent ™
 Blue Straggler 01 Oct 2007
In reply to Rosie A:

I presume Bar Humbug exists somewhere.

Super Hans in Peep Show wanted to call the pub that he and Jez were kind of trying to steal by having a woman sectioned, 'Free The Paedos'

Hmmm
Rosie A 01 Oct 2007
In reply to Blue Straggler:
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HA! Ouch!

 DougG 01 Oct 2007
In reply to Rosie A:

Near the place I used to work in East Kilbride there used to be this boozer called The Crooked Lum. (Lum = chimney in Scots).

It was known to all and sundry as The Bent Vent.
 johnwright 01 Oct 2007
In reply to Enty: Isn't that the "frog and peach"
 marie 01 Oct 2007
In reply to Enty: Along the same lines, I'm sure there is one down here called the slug and lettuce.

Lots of pubs in Leicester have stupid names, trying to be original but making themselves less original :oS
Rosie A 01 Oct 2007
In reply to DougG:

Yes we use to call the Crown & Greyhound in Dulwich the Dog n 'At.
 toad 01 Oct 2007
In reply to Rosie A: As a pub, it's gone downhill by rying to go upmarket, but as a pub name of originality and heritage, I give you..... The Olde Trip to Jerusalem.
 Caralynh 01 Oct 2007
In reply to Blue Straggler:
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> I presume Bar Humbug exists somewhere.

Yup, in Stratford, where I grew up. There's also a Slug and Lettuce there.
 bluebrad 01 Oct 2007
In reply to Rosie A:

Pub back in the homeland used to be called The Lady in the Lake but was always referred to locally as The Bitch in the Ditch.

bluebrad
 WillCass 01 Oct 2007
In reply to Rosie A:

I'd call my pub - The Dutchie on the left hand side
 Undertow 01 Oct 2007
In reply to Rosie A: the town mouse. great little pub (and a great name) in burley, it is/was a gay pub but you'd never have known until you realized that that the karaoke was good!
Removed User 01 Oct 2007
In reply to Rosie A:

There's a pub in Edinburgh called The Right Wing. Full of football fans rather than Richard Littlejohn fans (either way best avoided).

The pub at Aberdeen uni campus is un-named, but manygenerations of students have always referred to it as The Moon, as it has no atmosphere.
Rosie A 01 Oct 2007
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The Moon, as it has no atmosphere.

Brilliant!

 Tiggs 01 Oct 2007
In reply to Rosie A: In Putanges-Pont-Ecrepin in Normandy there's the Hotel du Lion Verd..... (Green Lion for those unfamiliar with French).
 DougG 01 Oct 2007
In reply to Tiggs:

That'll be Vert, Tiggs m'dear
 DougG 01 Oct 2007
In reply to Removed User:

There's My Father's Moustache in East Kilbride, a Rangers pub. Known as "The Tache My Father Wore".
 Toby S 01 Oct 2007
In reply to Rosie A:

Always figured pubs should reflect the type of clientèle they attract.

'The Manky Whore Pit'

'The Posing Tosspot'
Rosie A 01 Oct 2007
In reply to DougG:

Ha! You haven't got the measure of Tiggs yet then?

http://fr.federal-hotel.com/hotel_hotel-du-lion-verd-putanges-pont-ecrepin_...
 DougG 01 Oct 2007
In reply to Rosie A:

Aye well it doesnae mean green then!
Rosie A 01 Oct 2007
In reply to Toby S:

Ha! 'The Posing Tosspot' would have been a great name for 'The Crown & Greyhound'!
 marie 01 Oct 2007
In reply to Toby S:
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> 'The Manky Whore Pit'
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> 'The Posing Tosspot'

I bet your frequented both regularly for a very long time...
Rosie A 01 Oct 2007
In reply to DougG:

I think it's a Medieval spelling of vert?
 DougG 01 Oct 2007
In reply to Rosie A:

Could be. Just checked with the boss and it apparently means nothing at all now.
 toad 01 Oct 2007
In reply to Rosie A: The Swan with two Nicks (sometimes Necks)is not unique, but uncommon
 Tiggs 01 Oct 2007
In reply to DougG: No, I checked the little promo card that I picked up there, it says 'Verd' but its got a Green Lion as the symbol. Could it be they've got the spelling wrong?
 Phil West 01 Oct 2007
In reply to Rosie A:

The Bucket Of Blood
 Toby S 01 Oct 2007
In reply to marie:
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Aye, I usually see you there too.
Removed User 01 Oct 2007
In reply to DougG:
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> There's My Father's Moustache in East Kilbride, a Rangers pub. Known as "The Tache My Father Wore".

Lol! I was gony meet a mate for a pint a while back and suggested the Laughing Duck in the new town for a change. He voiced reservations so I asked him if the clientele were a bit hostile. He replied "Quite the opposite. If you can't find a seat there's always someone who'll offer to push up a stool for you."
 Toby S 01 Oct 2007
In reply to Rosie A:
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> Ha! 'The Posing Tosspot' would have been a great name for 'The Crown & Greyhound'!

There's many Pubs in Inverness worthy of the name.
 Lee Sheard 01 Oct 2007
In reply to Rosie A: I like the sound of the fishermans rest!
Theres one in Hong Kong called the "Go Down" That sounds nice too
 Ridge 01 Oct 2007
In reply to Rosie A:

There was the 'Grinning Rat' in Keighley a while back, and the Duchess of York in Leeds was briefly 'The Pub with no Name' when it changed hands, but the brewery refused to keep the name.
 CJD 01 Oct 2007
In reply to Ridge:

there's the Rat and Ratchet in Huddersfield (say it out loud)
 Greenbanks 01 Oct 2007
In reply to Rosie A:

One near me is called The Whip and Collar...makes me wonder about the landlady...
Rosie A 01 Oct 2007
In reply to Lee Sheard:

And did you?
Sorry couldn't resist!
 Lee Sheard 01 Oct 2007
In reply to Rosie A: Oh Yes.. Before catching star ferry to see simpwee wed in Kowloon..
 marie 01 Oct 2007
In reply to Toby S:
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I am amazed you can see anything after drinking *that* much...
Rosie A 01 Oct 2007
In reply to Lee Sheard:

I used to teach Japanese students in what they called 'Clystal Paris'.
 kevin k 01 Oct 2007
In reply to Rosie A: the dogs bollocks has always had a special place in my heart.
 Paul748 01 Oct 2007
In reply to Rosie A:

Recommended pubs with great names:
Flannigans Apple in Liverpool
John Bull chop house in Wigan
 DaveHK 01 Oct 2007
In reply to Rosie A:

The Cock and Balls?

Naturally this would be represented by a rooster perched on a pawnbrokers sign...
 toad 01 Oct 2007
In reply to Rosie A: The Vat and Fiddle is next door to the inland revenue in Nottm.
Rosie A 01 Oct 2007
In reply to toad:
> (In reply to Rosie A) The Vat and Fiddle is next door to the inland revenue in Nottm.

Ha! Robin Hood meets the Sherrif?
 Billy the fish 01 Oct 2007
In reply to Rosie A: Filthy McNasty's Liquor Emporium has shut down now and was a short walk from The Hairy Lemon.
 DaveHK 01 Oct 2007
In reply to Rosie A:

I would like to open a coffee shop called Shangri-Latte.
 kendo 01 Oct 2007
In reply to Rosie A: Don't know what I'd call mine but the best boozer name I can recall is Peep Peeps in Aberdeen.
OP Anonymous 01 Oct 2007
In reply to Rosie A:

Theres a 'Silent Woman' in Slaithwaite (pronounced Sla'wit by the locals)was made famous as the 'something arms' on the ITV soap 'where the heart is'
banned profile 74 01 Oct 2007
In reply to Anonymous: the COCK INN in oughterbridge
always though HARK TO MOPSY was the stupidest name for a pub
OP Anonymous 01 Oct 2007
In reply to beastofackworth:

I quite like the Globe and Laurel, it used to just be known as the globe though
KevinD 01 Oct 2007
In reply to Rosie A:

went to a little village near reading for a busa mountain bike race and we ended up doing a pubcrawl as you do.
three pubs - the white, red and black lion respectively,
now that was unimaginative.

there is a pub in canterbury called simple simons. so named because the landlord outbid someone called simon for the building.

on the whole though the more "funny" the name the worse the pub.
 sutty 02 Oct 2007
In reply to beastofackworth:

Just reminded me of the Hark to Towler pub;
http://www.bestpubs.co.uk/layout0.asp?pub=134257

Tommy Ducks was a regular town centre pub when I lived in Manchester, now pulled down.

Band in the wall was a music pub.
 AWR27 02 Oct 2007
In reply to Rosie A:

The Bull and Bladder in Brierley Hill. (Its proper name is The Vine but if you ask for that you'll be met with blank stares)

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Graham 02 Oct 2007
In reply to Rosie A:

The best ever, ever, is The Hurt Arms, heading south from Cromford.
Rosie A 02 Oct 2007
In reply to Graham:

Yes I pass that every day and it makes me laugh!
 KeithW 02 Oct 2007
In reply to Rosie A:

Surprised no-one's mentioned Albert Pierrepoint's aptly named pub - 'Pity The Poor Struggler'.

And on the same note, 'The Last Drop' in Edinburgh (it's next to the old gallows.)
In reply to Rosie A:

Hate to be a spoilsport, but the Hurts were landowners who lived at nearby Alderwasley.
 Chris Harris 02 Oct 2007
In reply to Rosie A: There is (or was) a pub in Sunderland called Fawcett Street Inn. Try pronouncing it in the local accent and you'll see what I mean.
Down the road from me is the honest lawyer, and a few doors down from that the Bent Brief.
The Bitter End in cockermouth is alright as a name
 tlm 02 Oct 2007
In reply to Rosie A:

The Whippet Inn

and

the Moderation (in Reading)

"Do you drink?"
"Yes, but only in Moderation."
diablo 02 Oct 2007
In reply to Rosie A:

funnily enough a pub i use in my town quite a bit is 'the hare and hounds' although when i'm at work i use the Marlborough quite a bit - and i've done some photography for the girl that runs it too

but you're right pub names are usually quite dull - good old english tradition
 sutty 02 Oct 2007
In reply to tlm:

Misleading names, 'Just going to the Chapel House dear, will be back in an hour'.

Nice pub that was.
 David Bowler 02 Oct 2007
In reply to Rosie A:
I like the Moody Cow but wasn't allowed to buy their "I love the moody cow" car sticker.
 Flatlander 02 Oct 2007
In reply to Rosie A:

we have down here the Rats Castle which also descibs the people in it as well.

good link:

http://www.fatbadgers.co.uk/Britain/weird.htm

 G. Tiger, Esq. 02 Oct 2007
In sheffield there is "The Office"... just popping into the office...

and in charlton or woolwich in south london there's "The Antigallican"
 Gabe 02 Oct 2007
The Turtles Head in Hannover, Germany

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