Go on then, give it your best shot, I should warn you that I have been married for some time and therefore am immune from even the most unsubtle forms of metaphorical elbow to the ribs.
take it out a long-absent former regular sometimes referred to (woefully inaccurately) as "the nicest man on UKC" ( not naming names, you know who I mean) and see what happens!
Stick it up your arse. Pleasantries on a Monday morning are unwarranted an inappropriate. I'd give you a dislike but I have the buttons switched off so more abuse will have to suffice.